XLLANCE

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was born and raised ,
Street riding or flatlanding Is
how spent most of my dayz.
Where?  CITY OF YOUNGSTOWN!
YOU N' Gs Town
Youn G's' town
THE YO!
WHERE? YOMPTON...
YO,OH
Murder capitol  of America 4 times
Rust Belt , just outside the snow belt.
As seen in... kill the irishman
At the end of Goodfella's movie they  show the
VIndicator, that is the youngstown news paper.
I got my first job delivering the Vindicator  in the
Projects where I lived.
Well it's a mob owned paper.
They had me deliver to 80% of the people there.
Lots of newspapers.
My handler told me not to collect$ ...yet, keep
Delivering , dude would give me extra papers,
Finally  I go collect and none of these
hoodrat mo fos would pay.
Turns out I was paying for all the free papers
I was delivering,
Made $50 in 4 months , USED THAT $
To get my first bmx
bought a lime green 1991 haro sport
From my best friend Ryan Silvis. RIP
His Dad Dirk helped me regressed the
Crank bearings and taught us about
The left hand threads. Good times.
Next I built a 88 mongoose decade.
Then I got my 93 dyno Air
from  my Bird . It had those
  super flex gt 3 spoke mags.
Jr high at Volney Roger's high came around
Ryan and my first girlfriend  died
with in 3 months of each other.
Got jumped by a bunch goons at a party
Kicked their asses.
Kicked in their
the door said it before
never let no busters
Test me no more ,yeah
Our point gaurd on the basketball team
Was talking shit but me to coach
So I stone cold stunnerd that little batch.
New girlfriend told me she had a 2 year old
She had kept secret.
Puerto Rican chick's are fun but don't get attached
Bro I'm telling you. This was 8th grade in 1997
Bitch had a kid in 6th grade, Wtf
Then Dan's comp had them Hoffman condor
Frames on sale$150 add $10 for chrome
I had been drooling over the condor  since 94
In the Frankford bike shop catalog.
So I mail order'd  me a chrome 1.
It showed up when I was getting off the bus.
One of those 2 twin bus drivers  either Rick or
Ron was driving,  I could never tell them apart.
Got it unpacked ,wow beautifull chrome
HB stamped gusset 14mm dropouts 1" steerer tube
And then I see it a franking made in tiawan sticker
next to the serial# what the F**K! After seeing
Videos about how the team riders cut the tubing
And how they had stunt welders  , this franking
Frame was welded by 6 year weager slaves.
Oh well. At least the seat post sticker said
Made in USA cause the sticker was made in USA.
Never told no body and pulled off the tiawan sticker
It was a manual machine.
Not like these pussy  manuals you see now days
But high manuals , for days I could turn manualing
pro hop
Throw in a bus driver
And land back in a manual, 
Damm I could sky high pro hop
Some people say J hop
No bunny shit
Ordered up some S&M stupid forks,
A 990 plate ,chrome lowdrags
with matching  green decals,
got some gen 1 xs 4x4 hubs 14mm rear axles
Cause I bent my peregrine pro 2  rear axle
at the original Chenga world in North Ridgeville
Dude up there sold me
Adam Bantons old 2hip big boy frame
I laced them 4x4 hubs up to some chrome
araya super 7x hoops and had Frankford
True em up.
Now I was rolling.
Primo stiffie pegs ,
Then the warehouse opened up
The old weatherbees coat factory
Where my mom worked after she
Got out ofhigh-school was abandoned.
So Joe Cup (standard bykes sponsored)
and Bobby Hodge
put a bunch of ramps there in
downtown youngstown,
a vert wall and a 6foot jump box
were my favorite
They even had a trampoline
to do bmx trampoline  tricks.
One dude lived there he had a mini fridge.
Bough Joe cups old 1995 standard shorty
frame from  Bobby
Still have it, all done up too!
I had Bobby Hodge open up the dropouts
To 14mm but he HODGEPODGED IT!
OH WELL, IT WAS ONLY $50
SOLD THE CONDOR my Jr, of high-school
Rode the big boy and the shorty.
Then I got a poverty morales frame
And a grave yard 39 tooth sprocket
And with the 16t freewheel I wasn't getting
To cover the same range as with the condor
So I got  a Jimmy Lee van huffy mj12 to commute
And to dirt jump down in the meadows behind
Todd Grillie's house.
Steep doubles big gaps I think there was a 12pack
With giant holes between the doubles
that made them seam bigger. Lol.
All my friends got hooked on oxycotton .
I took machine shop at Choffin.
Made raw pegs from solid chunks of
cold rolled steel on the Leblond lathe.
Got Caught by Mr.Morrell making brass nuckles
He said I did a nice job on the layout.lol
You can have this shit!
Oh and I'll never forget
we was all roasting during shop and Mr.Morrell
Interrupted us and said
that's why Jemima is on a pancake box!
Lol had us dying.
Then all of the steel round bar stock rolled
Off the shelf  and crushed  AJ,s(crazy A) foot
And then there was a drive by at Choffin
and the dumpster was all shot up.
Found out they was trying to kill Herbie
from westview
Carl set up Nick and they stole his 83 regal from
The parking lot. Dave broke up with Lisa
and Craig was a Playa.
At Chaney they left desisios impala on
cinder blocks and stole his Daytons.
I couldn't afford jyncos or poor boy clothing
Damm that was dependable garb!
So I had some zonz jeans from jc pennies
They had wide legs though.
Hooked up with a flagline cheerleeder
with the biggest juggs.
Kicked the shit out of this Puerto 🇵🇷 Rican dude
That was trying to jump me for years.
Dude was in the baseball field across from my dad's
On  s Lakeview talking shit to my big bro Jeff
So Jeff came and got me from my grandma's house
On n.lakeview .
I hopped out the leSabre and slapped
him in the mouth .
O you wanna fight now he says
I boxed that fool, stick and move
crack,Crack, bang pow zoom .
This was the  biggest baddest dude in school.
He got me with a few hard hits
but he was pissed, let me hit you he says
Nope stick and moove ,people was coming
to see from blocks around , we had a crowd
Fat russ was there, Joe parent and even the
Ricans dad was driving by and stopped to watch
I punched him sqare in the face 80 time I bet
Dropped him 3 times with punches to the face
He finally got me on the ground and
got some hits on me, and that was it
Dudes face was hamburger ,
pupils were dialeted.boold in his mouth and nose
I had a dented up forehead  but that's it
Oh and a broken knuckle.
He was all dizzy
Next day every body said I got my ass kicked
But, that I didn't look bad,  where's Tony they said
He wasn't in school,  he never came back to school
Actually he was so franked up and concussed
I think he has brain damage still, he must been
hurting when the swelling kicked in,
so that's how
I beat the toughest dude in youngstown
Thus becoming the toughest , don't forget  it!
Graduated in 2002
Worked for Kiraly tool and die for a year for minimum
Wage .then I hopped in my 1984 buick lesabre
And drove to Florida (my brother says
I left the door wide open in a snow storm when I left)
Bumped the Mackavelli cd for the whole trip
And here is where I still reside.Venice Beach bitches
People don't know how to take me sometimes.
That's how I like it .
Bmx saved me from mad depression
and matt Hoffman is my inspiration.
I got to hang with Matt and Dave voelker
at spring fling at Daytona  Beach,  them guys are
So cool and real , they like fireball
if you get a chance buy them a shot!

Most of my old  friends are dead or in jail or wearing a
Mask cause dr.fauci says to wear 2 masks.
F**K the NWO! Trump still my president .
The election  was a fraud .Cuomo is a didler!

I

was born and raised ,
Street riding or flatlanding Is
how spent most of my dayz.
Where?  CITY OF YOUNGSTOWN!
YOU N' Gs Town
Youn G's' town
THE YO!
WHERE? YOMPTON...
YO,OH
Murder capitol  of America 4 times
Rust Belt , just outside the snow belt.
As seen in... kill the irishman
At the end of Goodfella's movie they  show the
VIndicator, that is the youngstown news paper.
I got my first job delivering the Vindicator  in the
Projects where I lived.
Well it's a mob owned paper.
They had me deliver to 80% of the people there.
Lots of newspapers.
My handler told me not to collect$ ...yet, keep
Delivering , dude would give me extra papers,
Finally  I go collect and none of these
hoodrat mo fos would pay.
Turns out I was paying for all the free papers
I was delivering,
Made $50 in 4 months , USED THAT $
To get my first bmx
bought a lime green 1991 haro sport
From my best friend Ryan Silvis. RIP
His Dad Dirk helped me regressed the
Crank bearings and taught us about
The left hand threads. Good times.
Next I built a 88 mongoose decade.
Then I got my 93 dyno Air
from  my Bird . It had those
  super flex gt 3 spoke mags.
Jr high at Volney Roger's high came around
Ryan and my first girlfriend  died
with in 3 months of each other.
Got jumped by a bunch goons at a party
Kicked their asses.
Kicked in their
the door said it before
never let no busters
Test me no more ,yeah
Our point gaurd on the basketball team
Was talking shit but me to coach
So I stone cold stunnerd that little batch.
New girlfriend told me she had a 2 year old
She had kept secret.
Puerto Rican chick's are fun but don't get attached
Bro I'm telling you. This was 8th grade in 1997
Bitch had a kid in 6th grade, Wtf
Then Dan's comp had them Hoffman condor
Frames on sale$150 add $10 for chrome
I had been drooling over the condor  since 94
In the Frankford bike shop catalog.
So I mail order'd  me a chrome 1.
It showed up when I was getting off the bus.
One of those 2 twin bus drivers  either Rick or
Ron was driving,  I could never tell them apart.
Got it unpacked ,wow beautifull chrome
HB stamped gusset 14mm dropouts 1" steerer tube
And then I see it a franking made in tiawan sticker
next to the serial# what the F**K! After seeing
Videos about how the team riders cut the tubing
And how they had stunt welders  , this franking
Frame was welded by 6 year weager slaves.
Oh well. At least the seat post sticker said
Made in USA cause the sticker was made in USA.
Never told no body and pulled off the tiawan sticker
It was a manual machine.
Not like these pussy  manuals you see now days
But high manuals , for days I could turn manualing
pro hop
Throw in a bus driver
And land back in a manual, 
Damm I could sky high pro hop
Some people say J hop
No bunny shit
Ordered up some S&M stupid forks,
A 990 plate ,chrome lowdrags
with matching  green decals,
got some gen 1 xs 4x4 hubs 14mm rear axles
Cause I bent my peregrine pro 2  rear axle
at the original Chenga world in North Ridgeville
Dude up there sold me
Adam Bantons old 2hip big boy frame
I laced them 4x4 hubs up to some chrome
araya super 7x hoops and had Frankford
True em up.
Now I was rolling.
Primo stiffie pegs ,
Then the warehouse opened up
The old weatherbees coat factory
Where my mom worked after she
Got out ofhigh-school was abandoned.
So Joe Cup (standard bykes sponsored)
and Bobby Hodge
put a bunch of ramps there in
downtown youngstown,
a vert wall and a 6foot jump box
were my favorite
They even had a trampoline
to do bmx trampoline  tricks.
One dude lived there he had a mini fridge.
Bough Joe cups old 1995 standard shorty
frame from  Bobby
Still have it, all done up too!
I had Bobby Hodge open up the dropouts
To 14mm but he HODGEPODGED IT!
OH WELL, IT WAS ONLY $50
SOLD THE CONDOR my Jr, of high-school
Rode the big boy and the shorty.
Then I got a poverty morales frame
And a grave yard 39 tooth sprocket
And with the 16t freewheel I wasn't getting
To cover the same range as with the condor
So I got  a Jimmy Lee van huffy mj12 to commute
And to dirt jump down in the meadows behind
Todd Grillie's house.
Steep doubles big gaps I think there was a 12pack
With giant holes between the doubles
that made them seam bigger. Lol.
All my friends got hooked on oxycotton .
I took machine shop at Choffin.
Made raw pegs from solid chunks of
cold rolled steel on the Leblond lathe.
Got Caught by Mr.Morrell making brass nuckles
He said I did a nice job on the layout.lol
You can have this shit!
Oh and I'll never forget
we was all roasting during shop and Mr.Morrell
Interrupted us and said
that's why Jemima is on a pancake box!
Lol had us dying.
Then all of the steel round bar stock rolled
Off the shelf  and crushed  AJ,s(crazy A) foot
And then there was a drive by at Choffin
and the dumpster was all shot up.
Found out they was trying to kill Herbie
from westview
Carl set up Nick and they stole his 83 regal from
The parking lot. Dave broke up with Lisa
and Craig was a Playa.
At Chaney they left desisios impala on
cinder blocks and stole his Daytons.
I couldn't afford jyncos or poor boy clothing
Damm that was dependable garb!
So I had some zonz jeans from jc pennies
They had wide legs though.
Hooked up with a flagline cheerleeder
with the biggest juggs.
Kicked the shit out of this Puerto 🇵🇷 Rican dude
That was trying to jump me for years.
Dude was in the baseball field across from my dad's
On  s Lakeview talking shit to my big bro Jeff
So Jeff came and got me from my grandma's house
On n.lakeview .
I hopped out the leSabre and slapped
him in the mouth .
O you wanna fight now he says
I boxed that fool, stick and move
crack,Crack, bang pow zoom .
This was the  biggest baddest dude in school.
He got me with a few hard hits
but he was pissed, let me hit you he says
Nope stick and moove ,people was coming
to see from blocks around , we had a crowd
Fat russ was there, Joe parent and even the
Ricans dad was driving by and stopped to watch
I punched him sqare in the face 80 time I bet
Dropped him 3 times with punches to the face
He finally got me on the ground and
got some hits on me, and that was it
Dudes face was hamburger ,
pupils were dialeted.boold in his mouth and nose
I had a dented up forehead  but that's it
Oh and a broken knuckle.
He was all dizzy
Next day every body said I got my ass kicked
But, that I didn't look bad,  where's Tony they said
He wasn't in school,  he never came back to school
Actually he was so franked up and concussed
I think he has brain damage still, he must been
hurting when the swelling kicked in,
so that's how
I beat the toughest dude in youngstown
Thus becoming the toughest , don't forget  it!
Graduated in 2002
Worked for Kiraly tool and die for a year for minimum
Wage .then I hopped in my 1984 buick lesabre
And drove to Florida (my brother says
I left the door wide open in a snow storm when I left)
Bumped the Mackavelli cd for the whole trip
And here is where I still reside.Venice Beach bitches
People don't know how to take me sometimes.
That's how I like it .
Bmx saved me from mad depression
and matt Hoffman is my inspiration.
I got to hang with Matt and Dave voelker
at spring fling at Daytona  Beach,  them guys are
So cool and real , they like fireball
if you get a chance buy them a shot!

Most of my old  friends are dead or in jail or wearing a
Mask cause dr.fauci says to wear 2 masks.
F**K the NWO! Trump still my president .
The election  was a fraud .Cuomo is a didler!

I