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#251 2019-05-02 9:48am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

you don't want to disappoint anyone.


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#252 2019-05-02 11:06am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

IPD wrote:

WalkerInTN wrote:

Go drive an Isuzu into a brick wall.

I think this officially wins the thread on worst advice possible.

So true. This made me LOL and thats not easy.

Good one!


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#253 2019-05-03 7:11am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Hit the buy it now tab on all of GAry's for sale posts.

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#254 2019-05-03 9:10am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Start telling the truth.


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#255 2019-05-03 9:28am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Go to Taco Bell and buy 2 of everything on the menu. Then remove all toilet plungers from your household.

Or show up at the picnic and ask for some of Kurt’s kielbasa sausage.


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#256 2019-05-03 9:31am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Wear as much Trump supporting gear as possible and head down to Mexico or East LA for a holiday.


Made In Taiwan #1.....You Have Chosen Wisely!  Guaranteed Strength
Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
$20 goes a long way here
violence solves everything!

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#257 2019-05-03 9:33am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

CanyonCrusher wrote:

Or show up at the picnic and ask for some of Kurt’s kielbasa sausage.

This is actually a privilege very few get to experience....it ain't a bad thing.


Made In Taiwan #1.....You Have Chosen Wisely!  Guaranteed Strength
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$20 goes a long way here
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#258 2019-05-03 9:33am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

CanyonCrusher wrote:

Or show up at the picnic and ask for some of Kurt’s kielbasa sausage.

This is actually a privilege very few get to experience....it ain't a bad thing.


Made In Taiwan #1.....You Have Chosen Wisely!  Guaranteed Strength
Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
$20 goes a long way here
violence solves everything!

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#259 2019-05-03 9:42am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

spyker wrote:

CanyonCrusher wrote:

Or show up at the picnic and ask for some of Kurt’s kielbasa sausage.

This is actually a privilege very few get to experience....it ain't a bad thing.

Your right, this falls under the ‘good advice’ section instead... my bad tongue


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

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#260 2019-05-03 8:27pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Tell “Dr. D” David Schultz wrestling is fake and hold the f**k on lol

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#261 2019-11-13 6:12pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Start an ABW or Chase thread in Pro member while Hobbes is online.

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#262 2019-11-13 6:45pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

oldnky wrote:

Start an ABW or Chase thread in Pro member while Hobbes is online.

Hobbes is online right now.

I triple dog dare you.


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#263 2019-11-13 6:47pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

brettweir89 wrote:

oldnky wrote:

Start an ABW or Chase thread in Pro member while Hobbes is online.

Hobbes is online right now.

I triple dog dare you.

What have I missed or what went poof?

Message dyn0hacker and state you are ready to switch over.


Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

A Redline, the fastest way between two points.

Give A Shift! Save the manual.

Did you turn it off and then turn it back on?

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#264 2019-11-13 6:49pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

oldnky wrote:

Tell “Dr. D” David Schultz wrestling is fake and hold the f**k on lol

Wrestling is fake.If this happened today,he would get his ass sued inside out.


Made In Taiwan #1.....You Have Chosen Wisely!  Guaranteed Strength
Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
$20 goes a long way here
violence solves everything!

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#265 2019-11-13 6:51pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

eric12 wrote:

brettweir89 wrote:

oldnky wrote:

Start an ABW or Chase thread in Pro member while Hobbes is online.

Hobbes is online right now.

I triple dog dare you.

What have I missed or what went poof?

Message dyn0hacker and state you are ready to switch over.

Nothing yet. You were just about to start a topic in Pro about how you saw Chase and ABW at Starbucks gazing wistfully at each other.
Hey, its bad advice!


So long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there. -Fifi McAffee (MFP)
Hey Fella! You're a turkey! -Jim Goose (MFP)

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#266 2019-11-13 6:55pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

brettweir89 wrote:

eric12 wrote:

brettweir89 wrote:


Hobbes is online right now.

I triple dog dare you.

What have I missed or what went poof?

Message dyn0hacker and state you are ready to switch over.

Nothing yet. You were just about to start a topic in Pro about how you saw Chase and ABW at Starbucks gazing wistfully at Crusher giving a BMW the tailpipe check.
Hey, its bad advice!

Fixed.


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

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#267 2019-11-13 6:59pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Even better start a topic about how Hobbes, ABW, and Chase are all the same person.


So long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there. -Fifi McAffee (MFP)
Hey Fella! You're a turkey! -Jim Goose (MFP)

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#268 2019-11-13 7:11pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

brettweir89 wrote:

Even better start a topic about how Hobbes, ABW, and Chase are all the same person.

Mind blown...
http://uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/240323/541c9dc5-af79-4625-988d-5eb0d64040885dccc5bf7b.gif


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

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#269 2019-11-13 7:18pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Post sober in Hobbes gay thread.

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#270 2019-11-13 7:21pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

oldnky wrote:

Post sober in Hobbes gay thread.

Hobbes says he doesn't drink. neutral


I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round......

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#271 2019-11-13 7:25pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Iceman wrote:

oldnky wrote:

Post sober in Hobbes gay thread.

Hobbes says he doesn't drink. neutral

No worries,we can get him started right away!


Made In Taiwan #1.....You Have Chosen Wisely!  Guaranteed Strength
Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
$20 goes a long way here
violence solves everything!

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#272 2019-11-13 7:29pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Iceman wrote:

oldnky wrote:

Post sober in Hobbes gay thread.

Hobbes says he doesn't drink. neutral

Probably doesn't swallow either. roll

Last edited by eric12 (2019-11-13 7:30pm)


Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done.

A Redline, the fastest way between two points.

Give A Shift! Save the manual.

Did you turn it off and then turn it back on?

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#273 2019-11-13 7:37pm

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

eric12 wrote:

Iceman wrote:

oldnky wrote:

Post sober in Hobbes gay thread.

Hobbes says he doesn't drink. neutral

Probably doesn't swallow either. roll

https://bmxmuseum.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=479858


I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round......

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#274 2019-11-14 7:58am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Start a thread on prices.

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#275 2019-11-14 9:34am

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Re: I really need some bad advice!

Do not attend bmxmuseum gatherings.


Made In Taiwan #1.....You Have Chosen Wisely!  Guaranteed Strength
Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
$20 goes a long way here
violence solves everything!

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