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#426 2018-09-30 6:00pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Minx20 wrote:

I don't have/do Facemag or other social media except for this site and an occasional other similar site. My wife can be completely into responding to something on one of her social media accounts...not even look up and ask me for a favor, to do something....and if I say sure, just wait a second...her next statement will be something to the effect of "are you on the stupid bicycle website again???"

...To which you reply...???


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#427 2018-09-30 6:38pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Me -I'm thinking of selling one
Wife- no, what if we have a b party and the boy has 8 friends over and we only have 7 bikes

Wife - package came what you buy ?probably another bike part.
Me- no, I traded for it lol


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#428 2018-09-30 9:08pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

perront wrote:

Any time she doesn’t answer a y/n question directly, which is daily and habitual.  Actually, there’s nothing funny about it.  It irks me like you wouldn’t believe.

If she's anything like mine, she'll be the first one to interrupt when you don't give it a direct answer..WOMEN

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#429 2018-10-01 1:49am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

My wife likes bmx bikes, even has one of her own. She says buy whatever i want! Doesn't matter though cause we are broke  lol


ya'll wanna see a dead body?

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#430 2018-10-01 7:32am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Funny shit my wife says:
Quit saying you're building a bmx bike for our 6 month old daughter. I really doubt she needs 7 bmx bikes and 3 are 24 inch.

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#431 2018-10-01 9:30am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Me and my wife, laying in bed...just minutes after s*x...she with a dreamily expression on her face..

Me: " ..what are you thinking about, my dear..?"

She"..don´t worry, you don't know him"

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#432 2018-10-01 10:38am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

my wife...
"what happened to the fancy red bike?"
I sold it...
"well then you need another bike! .. get a pretty shiny one! "

(move a bike from the bike room to garage)
"what happened to all the bikes?"
they are in the garage
"well you need more bikes!!!!"

The shit this woman says.. drives me bananas!!! ugghh soo tiring!


I like BMX

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#433 2018-10-01 4:31pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Ladis wrote:

Me and my wife, laying in bed...just minutes after s*x...she with a dreamily expression on her face..

Me: " ..what are you thinking about, my dear..?"

She"..don´t worry, you don't know him, he's just some dude that rides a bmx bike and spends most of his free time on this bike museum site..."

tonguelol

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#434 2018-10-01 4:33pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

perront wrote:

Minx20 wrote:

I don't have/do Facemag or other social media except for this site and an occasional other similar site. My wife can be completely into responding to something on one of her social media accounts...not even look up and ask me for a favor, to do something....and if I say sure, just wait a second...her next statement will be something to the effect of "are you on the stupid bicycle website again???"

...To which you reply...???

....more often than not, not what I'm imagining saying lol

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#435 2018-10-04 9:56am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"why are you wrapping that frame up? You selling it? I thought you were going to build that one" neutral

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#436 2018-10-04 10:07am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Wife:  "Wow, you must be making pretty good money buying and selling all this old BMX stuff."

Me: "Um, uh...uh-huh, yep."


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#437 2019-01-22 8:56am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"What is SKYWAY, and why does it have wheelchair wheels??? "

lollollollollol


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#438 2019-01-22 7:21pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

wvbmxer420 wrote:

Funny shit my wife says:
Quit saying you're building a bmx bike for our 6 month old daughter. I really doubt she needs 7 bmx bikes and 3 are 24 inch.

lollollol


1. A lie travels around-the-world before the truth has even got its pants on.
2. Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; but knowing him was like drinking it.
3. You have enemies? Good, that means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
4. Mr Hitler called me a worm!! Well, again he's incorrect for I am no ordinary worm...I am a glow-worm.
5. Never hold a discussion with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
6. If you're going through hell..............................keep going.
7. An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last.
8. Have an important point to make? don't try to be subtle or clever, use a pile-driver, hit the point once then come back and hit it again. SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL

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#439 2019-02-15 3:09pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

perront wrote:

Any time she doesn’t answer a y/n question directly, which is daily and habitual.  Actually, there’s nothing funny about it.  It irks me like you wouldn’t believe.

I feelya there, and I have to say...THAT is one 'thing that utterly utterly UTTERLY boils-my-pizz!
I can see it now...a simple question is asked, and its immediately proceeded by the infamous-and utterly predictable-"hand-on-hip" manoeuvre, you know the one....its carried out like a 3point turn mad all followed-up with a complete gaggle of bs!     Yup, it sure boils my pee too


1. A lie travels around-the-world before the truth has even got its pants on.
2. Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; but knowing him was like drinking it.
3. You have enemies? Good, that means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
4. Mr Hitler called me a worm!! Well, again he's incorrect for I am no ordinary worm...I am a glow-worm.
5. Never hold a discussion with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
6. If you're going through hell..............................keep going.
7. An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last.
8. Have an important point to make? don't try to be subtle or clever, use a pile-driver, hit the point once then come back and hit it again. SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL

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#440 2019-02-17 8:14am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

84 GT wrote:

"My $30,000 mini van is in the driveway, and the garage is filled with old bike and car crap!"

+1


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#441 2019-02-17 8:37am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Why do you keep buying bikes, but you never ride them.

Are you ever gonna ride that bike again


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#442 2019-02-17 2:05pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

How many bikes do you plan on building for our daughter? She's not even born yet and you've already built her 10 bikes.

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#443 2019-02-17 3:08pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

wvbmxer420 wrote:

How many bikes do you plan on building for our daughter? She's not even born yet and you've already built her 10 bikes.

lol


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#444 2019-02-17 6:02pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

NO MORE BIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  buys me one for my birthday


wife-what the hell are you doing? me-stopping at this yard sale theres a bike. wife-another one.

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#445 2019-02-17 6:09pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

RandyPottsII wrote:

NO MORE BIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  buys me one for my birthday

Ulterior plan's in the works if she changed tune unexpectedly and bought you a bike. Be on guard loltonguelol

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#446 2019-02-17 9:36pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

well i told her its bitches and beer  or bikes and cars


wife-what the hell are you doing? me-stopping at this yard sale theres a bike. wife-another one.

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#447 2019-02-18 1:02pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Minx20 wrote:

perront wrote:

Minx20 wrote:

I don't have/do Facemag or other social media except for this site and an occasional other similar site. My wife can be completely into responding to something on one of her social media accounts...not even look up and ask me for a favor, to do something....and if I say sure, just wait a second...her next statement will be something to the effect of "are you on the stupid bicycle website again???"

...To which you reply...???

....more often than not, not what I'm imagining saying lol

Reminds me of Key and Peele I said bitch clip..lol

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