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#251 2018-02-24 9:34pm

RonP
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

You’re momma so fat , she has more chins then a Chinese phone book.


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#252 2018-02-24 9:43pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo momma so fat,the planets revolve around her.


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#253 2018-02-24 10:40pm

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https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.6KlyPqj7xImJk4VnigEfuwHaI4&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300

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#254 2018-02-24 10:53pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mamma's so fat she has to get her toe nails powder coated by Chip at C4 labs.


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#255 2018-02-24 11:15pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mommas so fat she pinned her sandwich together with 2x4's.


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#256 2018-02-25 5:10am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo momma so fat, she makes it rain on the Dollar menu.


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#257 2018-02-25 9:19am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo momma so fat,shamu would not even date her.


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Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
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#258 2018-02-25 10:11am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mama is so fat .she where's a red shirt ,the kids yell "o ya the  Kool-Aid man "


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#259 2018-02-25 10:23pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

cool

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#260 2018-02-27 8:29am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mamas so fat Dora can’t explore her!


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

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#261 2018-02-27 8:29am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

http://uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/240323/169d9e84-617d-476c-a19d-c79f398f5bf85a958770d8.jpeg


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

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#262 2018-02-27 12:08pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mama is so fat, she said I lost a 100lbs. I told her to turn around cause I found it.

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#263 2018-02-27 12:38pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your Mamas SO fat--she's got more rolls than a bread truck...


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#264 2018-02-27 1:25pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mamas so fat the weighing scale she stepped on said “to be continued”


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

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#265 2018-02-27 2:16pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mama is so fat, I rolled over twice n was still on the bitch.

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#266 2018-02-27 3:19pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mamas so fat she fell and tried to get up then rocked herself back to sleep


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

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#267 2018-02-27 3:33pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

You Mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks


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#268 2018-02-27 4:33pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

http://uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/240323/368835d5-9ffb-4eed-9cff-7e8df65e3c215a95f8d178.png


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

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