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#1 2018-01-12 7:30am
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Help identify this frame! (but give only wrong answers)
Let's have some fun...give the wrongest answer you can. Bonus points for most creative writing
Hey guys! Got this frame here! Can't figure out what it is! My best guess is Huffy Monoshock Pro Helium. Help!
*mods, this is just for fun and general silliness...that's why it isn't in the actual "name it" section
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#2 2018-01-12 7:37am
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Re: Help identify this frame! (but give only wrong answers)
I'll just use the go-to answer people on here use when they don't know what freestyle frame it is.
"....its a Royce Union"
Just an oldschool minitrucker and bmx kid doing what i do....
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#3 2018-01-12 7:45am
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Definitely Akisu.
no progression
without practice
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#4 2018-01-12 7:50am
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Re: Help identify this frame! (but give only wrong answers)
El Gecko wrote:
Definitely Akisu.
Can't be Akisu, look at the triple butted gussets!
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#5 2018-01-12 7:52am
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Re: Help identify this frame! (but give only wrong answers)
tacochris wrote:
I'll just use the go-to answer people on here use when they don't know what freestyle frame it is.
"....its a Royce Union"
That's what I originally thought, due to the triple top tube. A Royce Union E.T. But, I think the dropouts are a millimeter thicker...
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#6 2018-01-12 7:54am
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Haro Tony Hawk
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#7 2018-01-12 7:55am
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Kuwahara Neon.
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be.......
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#8 2018-01-12 7:56am
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Duh, it’s a Freestyle, it says so right on the frame.
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#9 2018-01-12 7:59am
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Shotgun wrote:
Duh, it’s a Freestyle, it says so right on the frame.
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#10 2018-01-12 8:14am
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Miami Sun trike bike frame.
You can tell this frame was welded up on a friday as the brake mounts were welded in the wrong place.
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#11 2018-01-12 8:18am
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Pro bent turd freestyler
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#12 2018-01-12 8:27am
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Fully carbon fiber everlasting knob bopper......with and without the scooter stick
Just an oldschool minitrucker and bmx kid doing what i do....
Proud "Klunker" hater.....
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#13 2018-01-12 8:28am
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Iceman wrote:
Kuwahara Neon.
I had one. They're a double top tube
You're not paying hookers for the sex...you're paying them to leave.
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#14 2018-01-12 8:29am
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Hutch. IBTL.
You're not paying hookers for the sex...you're paying them to leave.
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#15 2018-01-12 8:34am
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Re: Help identify this frame! (but give only wrong answers)
Kurt_Rad wrote:
Iceman wrote:
Kuwahara Neon.
I had one. They're a double top tube
Is that the one I sold you back in the day? That had the Powell Peralta Lance Mountain signature kneesaver ladder bars?
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#16 2018-01-12 8:55am
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Its a VaGiant
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#17 2018-01-12 9:35am
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ITS A MONGOOSE PRO DECADE!
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#18 2018-01-12 9:39am
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Re: Help identify this frame! (but give only wrong answers)
Kurt_Rad wrote:
Hutch. IBTL.
Lol
-"The only thing I'm good at is riding this bike"
-"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum"
-"Who's the fella that owns this shit hole"
-"As a Union Machinist that takes immense pride in his work and work ethic I want to totally motherf*ck you...but you're not a bad dude so I guess I'll just leave this instead" - Burning River
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#19 2018-01-12 9:39am
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It's one of those knock off GT frames. It's not real.
-"The only thing I'm good at is riding this bike"
-"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum"
-"Who's the fella that owns this shit hole"
-"As a Union Machinist that takes immense pride in his work and work ethic I want to totally motherf*ck you...but you're not a bad dude so I guess I'll just leave this instead" - Burning River
-"pound me in the ass Hutch pink" - IPD
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#20 2018-01-12 9:41am
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Re: Help identify this frame! (but give only wrong answers)
But it looks more like a Haro Sport because of the 990 mounts
-"The only thing I'm good at is riding this bike"
-"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum"
-"Who's the fella that owns this shit hole"
-"As a Union Machinist that takes immense pride in his work and work ethic I want to totally motherf*ck you...but you're not a bad dude so I guess I'll just leave this instead" - Burning River
-"pound me in the ass Hutch pink" - IPD
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#21 2018-01-12 9:42am
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Ha, some newb is gonna see this thread and think these guys on the museum don't know shit about bikes lol.
-"The only thing I'm good at is riding this bike"
-"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum"
-"Who's the fella that owns this shit hole"
-"As a Union Machinist that takes immense pride in his work and work ethic I want to totally motherf*ck you...but you're not a bad dude so I guess I'll just leave this instead" - Burning River
-"pound me in the ass Hutch pink" - IPD
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#22 2018-01-12 9:46am
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Yessssss!!! I have the twin down tube version!!!
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#23 2018-01-12 9:54am
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Bunch of misinformed goons as normal on here.
Its a 20” beach cruiser frame made by Raleigh for K-Mart to sell on the east coast only, from 1968 to 1975. It only came as a complete, so this ones been fully stripped of oem parts, shame really:-( They are supposed to have tall non-cross bar type handle bars, Ashtabula forks, and a yellow banana seat if I remember correctly the full factory sponsered one my neighbor raced BITD.
Also, Its well documented on BMX-Society (they are really really smart over there) that the back section is like that as a rack for your surf board, or carton of cigs for you mom.
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mmmm........loop tails.......
...and that's all I have to say about that...
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#24 2018-01-12 9:57am
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Don't listen to the above answers, it's a rrs pro freestyle prototype. They borrowed the geometry from one of the rarest freestyle frames ever, the Royce union. After an extensive law suite mr. Kundig gifted it the his favourite factory rider Woody Itson. Woody then passed it on to his best friend and team mate lance Armstrong. At the time Lance was dating Bob Haro, who's favourite colour was red...hence the paint. In 1967 Bob had it stolen from his trunk at the grand nationals... this is the first its been seen since...... this is a rare bird and it resides on Jeff Haneys top 3 rarest road bikes of all time
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#25 2018-01-12 10:20am
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Bugzy wrote:
Don't listen to the above answers, it's a rrs pro freestyle prototype. They borrowed the geometry from one of the rarest freestyle frames ever, the Royce union. After an extensive law suite mr. Kundig gifted it the his favourite factory rider Woody Itson. Woody then passed it on to his best friend and team mate lance Armstrong. At the time Lance was dating Bob Haro, who's favourite colour was red...hence the paint. In 1967 Bob had it stolen from his trunk at the grand nationals... this is the first its been seen since...... this is a rare bird and it resides on Jeff Haneys top 3 rarest road bikes of all time
Wait, that CANNOT be correct. The April 1967 issue of Freestylin Magazine clearly shows Bob Haro riding a Next Pro World Teambeat on the cover. Are you sure you are thinking of the right frame?
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