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#51 2017-07-12 11:13pm

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
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#52 2017-07-12 11:35pm

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#53 2017-07-20 9:30am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#54 2017-08-08 6:56am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#55 2017-08-08 10:20am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#56 2017-09-21 5:31pm

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#57 2017-09-21 5:39pm

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#58 2017-09-21 6:03pm

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#59 2017-09-21 6:08pm

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#60 2017-10-25 12:04am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#61 2017-10-27 8:42am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#62 2017-11-20 6:32am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#63 2017-11-30 6:09pm

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .

Last edited by FRESSTYLE FREEK (2017-11-30 6:10pm)


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#64 2018-01-05 9:30pm

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#65 2018-01-16 11:59pm

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#66 2018-01-17 6:00am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .

Cool thread Freek! lol


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#67 2018-01-21 2:04am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#68 2018-01-21 2:48am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," the man replies.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"Can't," breathes the bartender. "He's not here. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

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#69 2018-01-21 9:46pm

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#70 2018-01-24 3:46am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .

FRESSTYLE FREEK wrote:

One of my favorite bits of all time.


If sour cream obsession is for those who constantly fail to meet their own standards--wtf is that guy obsessed with denigrating it?

How does that guy know what badger balls taste like?  Is he gargling with them?

If you know what a warm fart smells like, perhaps it's time to stop stuffing your nose into another man's seathole.

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#71 2018-01-24 3:52am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .

Dunno if I posted this before somewhere or not:


If sour cream obsession is for those who constantly fail to meet their own standards--wtf is that guy obsessed with denigrating it?

How does that guy know what badger balls taste like?  Is he gargling with them?

If you know what a warm fart smells like, perhaps it's time to stop stuffing your nose into another man's seathole.

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#72 2018-01-24 6:40am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#73 2018-01-25 6:48am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#74 2018-01-25 9:46am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#75 2018-01-26 8:28am

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Re: dally dose of comedy thread. every one needs a laugh now and then .


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

2017 heavyweight build off entry submission thread link
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