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#1 2019-12-20 9:34am

oldnky
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I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

So I woke up this morning hungover as usual. Started drinking a 32 oz Gatorade for a quick recovery and logged on. A PM pops up, great. Just what I need for the holidays is a virus from Freek’s collection or another mob hit assignment. Maybe it’s the extended holiday hours visitation schedule from ABW. I thought for a few minutes and took a chance. Damn, it’s from one of those red badged admin types. Now I’ve done it, dark side here I come. The PM was titled, “stickers”. Said red badge was requesting my address to send me some. I guess he saw my smart a** posts in threads about members not getting them or even Christmas cards. I politely declined as I occasionally receive sticker packs which is always a nice gesture from the man but a round trip to Thailand would be better. The PM got me thinking, what do I want for Christmas? A beer with that Brian guy would be cool. Seeing Spyker posting a pic would be like losing my virginity again. Maybe someone’s scooter being added. Nope, none will do as I’ve got everything I need. A great wife, healthy family, pension and free insurance, thanks everyone tongue. Money, a new job making more than my old one and without all the BS. A cold 30 pack for tonight. Still have my childhood bike. I’ve even got a new bottle of Viagra to help with smashing that limp stocking. So I thought a little longer and it hit me. What I really want is an autographed copy of the opening from the funniest thread I’ve ever read. Sir, it’s up to 106 pages of Eatmyballz inspired nonsense. You must have been on some serious Meow Mix when you stroked this one out. Ladies and gentleman, I want this autographed for Christmas. MEOW!

It takes a lot of nonsense to finally get to this point...

“Picnic Talk”

A bunch of Jokers!

The gayness of all you 12 year olds hanging out in a Prison Cell, sitting at a picnic table holding each other, sucking down on BBQ wieners, just getting your navel gay on, on the Dildo Ship Line!

Captain , getting his knob shrined by Sheriff oldnky, who is running security detail, with Deputy brettweir89 & eric12 who are fluffing the Tool Shed Crew:

spsracer1 2.0 version of spyker, following in his foot steps...next thing you know, he will be hitting on Kurt_Rad making him the Swap Meat of the sandwich, specially with its-all-good trying to fit in like a pickle, while whipping off the mayo(ex-Staff Scraplord gives a helping licking of is chin for him)

Dirty Habits aka The Rainbow Gangster...got is Big Pimp’ on, getting Itsdug, AJ Macaroo & Agentxxiii in a back to back circle jerking Fest...

Aerosmith repops 80sbikedude looks like a lady...

troynlori caught BRIAN HAYS YELLING at GAry the owner of “Cruise The Line”, for wrapping over the Original Finish(the work of nate’s technology skillz), lorintroy made sure to double down there vote(Clinton Style)...robk in a drunken haze, comforts Brian’s wife by rubbing her leg & telling her:

“It’s okay, it wasn’t a Hutch!”

kalel92198 cross dressing Florida Freak, running around “Unleashing The Beast” for all is Fellow Museum Members to see...a eyewitnesses named Woodmaster said he wasn’t sure WTF he was trying to show off, not much was going on down there,he had to break out is reading glasses & squirt like a MFer! to see if he had anything in his small woman like hand...

DIPSOMANIAC aka Don & Johnnny are just a couple love bird Canadian Bacons!

IPD a Member of great intelligence often battles with ABW on if FRESSTYLE FREEK came from Area 51, but they also have come to believe that esp_mini_wi is the only living Member to shank(RIP)& break out of there, he has said to witness the most unbelievable amazing seatless bicycle collection that a one eye pirate has ever seen!

phishfarm73 & radovr a couple drunken sluts!

rcsnipe2000 version 2.0, the created of the Flea Market(Forum name change)will not hang out on the Everything Else Deck, he to high & mighty for those peasants of the underworld perverts...

(Q&A)

JUGGARNAUT Is he a Hillbilly or a Redneck...

Raven aka Chuck Norris!
Is he the real deal action hero or just a carpet Queen...

Can bnd coach up Jettn25 to be the worst of the worst of BMX Racers or will perront aka Chicago Style, a local Fool from the most corrupt city in these areas, hold onto the Title!

RAYSIN aka HOT ROD, Reported that he going to be the one that gets Google to shut down the status quo around here...can Spartacus logon for longer then once a week to Zap the Report...

R.I.P
ChaseDyno-Bmx
87BravoProTeam
Yungavalanche80

*meow*

Hobbes12

Feel The Hate!!!

(If anybody got left out/got there Feelings hurt, Man Up & take it like a Liberal Snowflake!)

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#2 2019-12-20 9:55am

RobS
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

...wow...all that for some stickers?? loltongue


Good things wait for people that happen...

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#3 2019-12-20 10:25am

spyker
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Lovely read as usual sir!


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Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
$20 goes a long way here
violence solves everything!
never unarmed!
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#4 2019-12-20 10:48am

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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Airing of grievances, now time for the feats of strength.


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WTB: 2001 Standard STA head tube sticker (Cobra/wheat wreath).
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#5 2019-12-20 12:02pm

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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

But I want MY stickers!!!! lol

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#6 2019-12-20 1:35pm

Hobbes12
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

*meow*


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#7 2019-12-20 1:42pm

spyker
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Hobbes it would make a great gift for a person like Oldnky who served in the military as well as being a police officer of the law! Print that shit out and sign it,most likely he will have it framed and hung on the wall.


Made In Taiwan #1.....You Have Chosen Wisely!  Guaranteed Strength
Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
$20 goes a long way here
violence solves everything!
never unarmed!
#VOGR
no fijindus

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#8 2019-12-20 3:35pm

Axel10
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Happy Festivus to you too tongue

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#9 2019-12-20 3:41pm

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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

I'm looking forward to this afternoon so i can get back to being a drunken slut  lol

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#10 2019-12-20 3:46pm

spyker
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

radovr wrote:

I'm looking forward to this afternoon so i can get back to being a drunken slut  lol

Well you came to the right place!


Made In Taiwan #1.....You Have Chosen Wisely!  Guaranteed Strength
Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
$20 goes a long way here
violence solves everything!
never unarmed!
#VOGR
no fijindus

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#11 2019-12-20 6:10pm

oldnky
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

radovr wrote:

I'm looking forward to this afternoon so i can get back to being a drunken slut  lol

Wrong thread but we do welcome drunken sluts here as well.

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#12 2019-12-20 8:55pm

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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

WTH? lol


Slap a tampon in it and call it a day!
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#13 2019-12-21 3:29am

radovr
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Well Frank didn't turn up this evening so I've gotta be Frank    wtf

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#14 2019-12-21 3:38am

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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

yikes dam dude put down the beers you have had enough!!


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

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#15 2019-12-21 4:18am

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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

The funny part is even drunk or hungover, his grammar and ability to be understood far surpasses at least 90% of what is posted on the museum.


You can't put a price on peace of mind.

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#16 2019-12-21 4:26am

radovr
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

I've never had  enough Freak  tongue 

Eric  fank F**K for predictive  text as my eyes are shot   lol

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#17 2019-12-21 4:26am

radovr
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

I'm still practice ing my merikan

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#18 2019-12-21 5:07am

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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Don't sugarcoat it, tell us how you really feel?


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#19 2019-12-22 5:53pm

Ralph Wiggum
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Dafuq?


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#20 2019-12-22 6:36pm

brettweir89
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Here's an idea. We had talked about a BMX Picnic limited edition T-Shirt. Make a run of them for the core picnic members, take turns sending them around to each other to add our autographs via Sharpie, and then when done a once in a lifetime, suitable for framing (or rolling around on the floor dry humping at least) keepsake for all the signatories.

Last edited by brettweir89 (2019-12-22 6:37pm)


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#21 2019-12-22 6:43pm

spyker
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

brettweir89 wrote:

Here's an idea. We had talked about a BMX Picnic limited edition T-Shirt. Make a run of them for the core picnic members, take turns sending them around to each other to add our autographs via Sharpie, and then when done a once in a lifetime, suitable for framing (or rolling around on the floor dry humping at least) keepsake for all the signatories.

This would work!


Made In Taiwan #1.....You Have Chosen Wisely!  Guaranteed Strength
Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
$20 goes a long way here
violence solves everything!
never unarmed!
#VOGR
no fijindus

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#22 2019-12-22 6:56pm

radovr
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Would said sharpie be brown though  wink

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#23 2019-12-22 7:12pm

Hobbes12
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Yeah, it will work out has great as this:
https://bmxmuseum.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=100158


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#24 2019-12-22 7:23pm

radovr
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Hobbes12 wrote:

Yeah, it will work out has great as this:
https://bmxmuseum.com/forums/viewtopic.php?id=100158

That's 91 pages pussy .  Tell us the best bits  lol

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#25 2019-12-22 7:33pm

oldnky
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Re: I don’t want STICKERS for Christmas!

Ralph Wiggum wrote:

Dafuq?

Just blowing off steam fine sir. Not mad, pissed off or begging for anything. But in tomorrow’s hangover thread I will be needing a calendar. wink

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