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Real Talk of The Museum

#126 2019-07-23 4:37am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

knightindullarmor wrote:

Hobbes12 wrote:

binman you where the 1st cut, just File a Report:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 8a6f9d.png

Garcia58 needs to File a Report, he is always being cutoff...

old bmx dad/Ted aka The Father Figure!

moshnmore Randomly comes out of closets giving reach arounds...3 newbies fell victim:

knightindullarmor
affordablepmc
kopwithit
Might need to PM a care package to these fine young gentlemen that fell victim to unwanted fondling...

Hard to spot CanyonCrusher #crushingcanyons when you only see is arms & legs flopping around with these 2 beauties:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 1e40ee.jpg

Will the real Candy Apples Stand Up, Stand Up:

ABA180

The Joke is on you jokerman13922, psychoduddycycles is to cool of a cat to being your sweetheart...

ChaseDyno-Bmx has risen from the Dead yikes


Chale..

Slalu...


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#127 2019-07-23 4:39am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

spsracer1 wrote:

Hobbes12 wrote:

binman you where the 1st cut, just File a Report:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 8a6f9d.png


Garcia58 needs to File a Report, he is always being cutoff...

old bmx dad/Ted aka The Father Figure!

moshnmore Randomly comes out of closets giving reach arounds...3 newbies fell victim:

knightindullarmor
affordablepmc
kopwithit
Might need to PM a care package to these fine young gentlemen that fell victim to unwanted fondling...

Hard to spot CanyonCrusher #crushingcanyons when you only see is arms & legs flopping around with these 2 beauties:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 1e40ee.jpg

Will the real Candy Apples Stand Up, Stand Up:

ABA180

The Joke is on you jokerman13922, psychoduddycycles is to cool of a cat to being your sweetheart...

ChaseDyno-Bmx has risen from the Dead yikes

If he’s back you figure he would have started a thread by now about how he has been touring the world with Aerosmith or something?

I had to look to see if he was really back, post count is still the same. I guess there’s no signal at the top of Mt. Everest


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

Squatted trucks: What kind of mental midget, coconut humping, poop throwing from a tree, goat herding, mouth breathing, short bus riding, glass licking have you seen my helmet moron thought it was cool.

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#128 2019-07-23 4:42am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

CanyonCrusher wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:

Hobbes12 wrote:

binman you where the 1st cut, just File a Report:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 8a6f9d.png


Garcia58 needs to File a Report, he is always being cutoff...

old bmx dad/Ted aka The Father Figure!

moshnmore Randomly comes out of closets giving reach arounds...3 newbies fell victim:

knightindullarmor
affordablepmc
kopwithit
Might need to PM a care package to these fine young gentlemen that fell victim to unwanted fondling...

Hard to spot CanyonCrusher #crushingcanyons when you only see is arms & legs flopping around with these 2 beauties:
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 1e40ee.jpg

Will the real Candy Apples Stand Up, Stand Up:

ABA180

The Joke is on you jokerman13922, psychoduddycycles is to cool of a cat to being your sweetheart...

ChaseDyno-Bmx has risen from the Dead yikes

If he’s back you figure he would have started a thread by now about how he has been touring the world with Aerosmith or something?

I had to look to see if he was really back, post count is still the same. I guess there’s no signal at the top of Mt. Everest

They probably deleted a thread again. Yea he posted yesterday. I also hear he was flying the president to North Korea summit. They requested him Incase some special trick flying was needed. Gotta protect tpotus

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#129 2019-07-23 4:44am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

kalel92198 wrote:

Very creative! I gots to know how you came up with all that?

He's been eating grass again. lol


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#130 2019-07-23 4:51am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

spsracer1 wrote:

CanyonCrusher wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:


If he’s back you figure he would have started a thread by now about how he has been touring the world with Aerosmith or something?

I had to look to see if he was really back, post count is still the same. I guess there’s no signal at the top of Mt. Everest

They probably deleted a thread again. Yea he posted yesterday. I also hear he was flying the president to North Korea summit. They requested him Incase some special trick flying was needed. Gotta protect tpotus

Your right, he was recruited to be the pilot for that summit. Problem was he insisted on using his personal plane. Luckily I was nearby and helped him make the repairs before he took off...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/240323/21d98bcf-1919-4b8c-9d51-258d47ba5aa65d36f44b93.jpeg


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

Squatted trucks: What kind of mental midget, coconut humping, poop throwing from a tree, goat herding, mouth breathing, short bus riding, glass licking have you seen my helmet moron thought it was cool.

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#131 2019-07-23 4:54am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

binman wrote:

Not sure whether to be happy I avoided a bollocking by teacher or pissed off I didn't get a mention! hmmtongue

+1

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#132 2019-07-23 4:55am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

CanyonCrusher wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:

CanyonCrusher wrote:


I had to look to see if he was really back, post count is still the same. I guess there’s no signal at the top of Mt. Everest

They probably deleted a thread again. Yea he posted yesterday. I also hear he was flying the president to North Korea summit. They requested him Incase some special trick flying was needed. Gotta protect tpotus

Your right, he was recruited to be the pilot for that summit. Problem was he insisted on using his personal plane. Luckily I was nearby and helped him make the repairs before he took off...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 44b93.jpeg

Hey we need a what kinda plane do you own thread? Care to do the honors?

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#133 2019-07-23 5:01am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

spsracer1 wrote:

CanyonCrusher wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:


They probably deleted a thread again. Yea he posted yesterday. I also hear he was flying the president to North Korea summit. They requested him Incase some special trick flying was needed. Gotta protect tpotus

Your right, he was recruited to be the pilot for that summit. Problem was he insisted on using his personal plane. Luckily I was nearby and helped him make the repairs before he took off...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 44b93.jpeg

Hey we need a what kinda plane do you own thread? Care to do the honors?

I would but I would just get embarrassed, you see my plane is just made from paper.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/240323/85a46f12-d906-4bfb-987f-b6e9e12d10be5d36f6fe9a.jpeg

And it’s not very good at the flying part hmm


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

Squatted trucks: What kind of mental midget, coconut humping, poop throwing from a tree, goat herding, mouth breathing, short bus riding, glass licking have you seen my helmet moron thought it was cool.

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#134 2019-07-23 5:08am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

CanyonCrusher wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:

CanyonCrusher wrote:


Your right, he was recruited to be the pilot for that summit. Problem was he insisted on using his personal plane. Luckily I was nearby and helped him make the repairs before he took off...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 44b93.jpeg

Hey we need a what kinda plane do you own thread? Care to do the honors?

I would but I would just get embarrassed, you see my plane is just made from paper.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 6fe9a.jpeg

And it’s not very good at the flying part hmm

Just make something up. Post a pic of a supersonic stealth fighter and say you purchased it at a military liquidation sale. I knew a guy who used to do that. Everyone believed it also. You can be the man this way!

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#135 2019-07-23 5:09am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

CanyonCrusher wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:

CanyonCrusher wrote:


I had to look to see if he was really back, post count is still the same. I guess there’s no signal at the top of Mt. Everest

They probably deleted a thread again. Yea he posted yesterday. I also hear he was flying the president to North Korea summit. They requested him Incase some special trick flying was needed. Gotta protect tpotus

Your right, he was recruited to be the pilot for that summit. Problem was he insisted on using his personal plane. Luckily I was nearby and helped him make the repairs before he took off...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 44b93.jpeg

You do great work. Safety first!


You can't put a price on peace of mind.

This too shall pass.

The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.

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#136 2019-07-23 5:24am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

spsracer1 wrote:

CanyonCrusher wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:


Hey we need a what kinda plane do you own thread? Care to do the honors?

I would but I would just get embarrassed, you see my plane is just made from paper.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 6fe9a.jpeg

And it’s not very good at the flying part hmm

Just make something up. Post a pic of a supersonic stealth fighter and say you purchased it at a military liquidation sale. I knew a guy who used to do that. Everyone believed it also. You can be the man this way!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/92242/f-355d36fc5d58.png

Made it myself.


Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Drunkards hunt booze, booze hunts alcoholics. I'm a drunkard because I don't go to all those meetings.
We will wear your people as skins for our shoes since they are used to the gutter.
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#137 2019-07-23 5:26am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

eric12 wrote:

CanyonCrusher wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:


They probably deleted a thread again. Yea he posted yesterday. I also hear he was flying the president to North Korea summit. They requested him Incase some special trick flying was needed. Gotta protect tpotus

Your right, he was recruited to be the pilot for that summit. Problem was he insisted on using his personal plane. Luckily I was nearby and helped him make the repairs before he took off...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 44b93.jpeg

You do great work. Safety first!

Thanks man, I use only the best FAA certified duct tape... even though that roll expired 3 years ago, it was still good. You know what they say “if it’s still sticky don’t be picky!”


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

Squatted trucks: What kind of mental midget, coconut humping, poop throwing from a tree, goat herding, mouth breathing, short bus riding, glass licking have you seen my helmet moron thought it was cool.

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#138 2019-07-23 5:27am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

binman wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:

CanyonCrusher wrote:


I would but I would just get embarrassed, you see my plane is just made from paper.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 6fe9a.jpeg

And it’s not very good at the flying part hmm

Just make something up. Post a pic of a supersonic stealth fighter and say you purchased it at a military liquidation sale. I knew a guy who used to do that. Everyone believed it also. You can be the man this way!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … fc5d58.png

Made it myself.

yikes is yours made of paper too?!


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

Squatted trucks: What kind of mental midget, coconut humping, poop throwing from a tree, goat herding, mouth breathing, short bus riding, glass licking have you seen my helmet moron thought it was cool.

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#139 2019-07-23 5:27am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

binman wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:

CanyonCrusher wrote:


I would but I would just get embarrassed, you see my plane is just made from paper.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 6fe9a.jpeg

And it’s not very good at the flying part hmm

Just make something up. Post a pic of a supersonic stealth fighter and say you purchased it at a military liquidation sale. I knew a guy who used to do that. Everyone believed it also. You can be the man this way!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … fc5d58.png

Made it myself.

No harrier jump jet? How do you park it in the driveway next to the 42ft rv and lambo? You must keep it at your other house with the 4000ft concrete driveway

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#140 2019-07-23 5:31am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

CanyonCrusher wrote:

binman wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:


Just make something up. Post a pic of a supersonic stealth fighter and say you purchased it at a military liquidation sale. I knew a guy who used to do that. Everyone believed it also. You can be the man this way!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … fc5d58.png

Made it myself.

yikes is yours made of paper too?!

Balsa wood and canvas.


Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Drunkards hunt booze, booze hunts alcoholics. I'm a drunkard because I don't go to all those meetings.
We will wear your people as skins for our shoes since they are used to the gutter.
'You, you and you panic. The rest of you...come with me!'    'Yes Sir!'

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#141 2019-07-23 5:42am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

spsracer1 wrote:

binman wrote:

spsracer1 wrote:


Just make something up. Post a pic of a supersonic stealth fighter and say you purchased it at a military liquidation sale. I knew a guy who used to do that. Everyone believed it also. You can be the man this way!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … fc5d58.png

Made it myself.

No harrier jump jet? How do you park it in the driveway next to the 42ft rv and lambo? You must keep it at your other house with the 4000ft concrete driveway

I know. I meant to make the vertical take off variant but I went and made the conventional take of variant by mistake. What a tool I am! I guess I bought the wrong plans off the Chinese. roll

Now it's stuck in my driveway (which looks very wide in the picture but it's an optical illusion) with the Veyron stuck behind it. Livid! Have to take the BMX to work now.


Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Drunkards hunt booze, booze hunts alcoholics. I'm a drunkard because I don't go to all those meetings.
We will wear your people as skins for our shoes since they are used to the gutter.
'You, you and you panic. The rest of you...come with me!'    'Yes Sir!'

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#142 2019-07-23 6:01am

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Hobbes12 wrote:

It takes a lot of nonsense to finally get to this point...

“Picnic Talk”

A bunch of Jokers!

The janky panky of all you 12 year olds hanging out in a Prison Cell, sitting at a picnic table holding each other, sucking down on BBQ wieners, just getting your navel gay on, on the Dildo Ship Line!

Captain brackett aka drunk Chris, getting his knob shrined by Sheriff oldnky, who is running security detail, with Deputy brettweir89 & eric12 who are fluffing the Tool Shed Crew:

spsracer1 2.0 version of spyker, following in his foot steps...next thing you know, he will be hitting on Kurt_Rad making him the Swap Meat of the sandwich, specially with its-all-good trying to fit in like a pickle, while whipping off the mayo(ex-Staff Scraplord gives a helping licking of is chin for him)

Dirty Habits aka The Rainbow Gangster...got is Big Pimp’ on, getting Itsdug, AJ Macaroo & Agentxxiii in a back to back circle jerking Fest...

Aerosmith repops 80sbikedude looks like a lady...

troynlori caught BRIAN HAYS YELLING at GAry the owner of “Cruise The Line”, for wrapping over the Original Finish(the work of nate’s technology skillz), lorintroy made sure to double down there vote(Clinton Style)...robk in a drunken haze, comforts Brian’s wife by rubbing her leg & telling her:

“It’s okay, it wasn’t a Hutch!”

kalel92198 cross dressing Florida Freak, running around “Unleashing The Beast” for all is Fellow Museum Members to see...a eyewitnesses named Woodmaster said he wasn’t sure WTF he was trying to show off, not much was going on down there,he had to break out is reading glasses & squirt like a MFer! to see if he had anything in his small woman like hand...

DIPSOMANIAC aka Don & Johnnny are just a couple love bird Canadian Bacons!

IPD a Member of great intelligence often battles with ABW on if FRESSTYLE FREEK came from Area 51, but they also have come to believe that esp_mini_wi is the only living Member to shank(RIP)& break out of there, he has said to witness the most unbelievable amazing seatless bicycle collection that a one eye pirate has ever seen!

phishfarm73 & radovr a couple drunken sluts!

rcsnipe2000 version 2.0, the created of the Flea Market(Forum name change)will not hang out on the Everything Else Deck, he to high & mighty for those peasants of the underworld perverts...

(Q&A)

JUGGARNAUT Is he a Hillbilly or a Redneck...

Raven aka Chuck Norris!
Is he the real deal action hero or just a carpet Queen...

Can bnd coach up Jettn25 to be the worst of the worst of BMX Racers or will perront aka Chicago Style, a local Fool from the most corrupt city in these areas, hold onto the Title!

RAYSIN aka HOT ROD, Reported that he going to be the one that gets Google to shut down the status quo around here...can Spartacus logon for longer then once a week to Zap the Report...

R.I.P
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#143 2019-07-23 6:10am

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rcsnipe2000 wrote:

Hobbes12 wrote:

It takes a lot of nonsense to finally get to this point...

“Picnic Talk”

A bunch of Jokers!

The janky panky of all you 12 year olds hanging out in a Prison Cell, sitting at a picnic table holding each other, sucking down on BBQ wieners, just getting your navel gay on, on the Dildo Ship Line!

Captain brackett aka drunk Chris, getting his knob shrined by Sheriff oldnky, who is running security detail, with Deputy brettweir89 & eric12 who are fluffing the Tool Shed Crew:

spsracer1 2.0 version of spyker, following in his foot steps...next thing you know, he will be hitting on Kurt_Rad making him the Swap Meat of the sandwich, specially with its-all-good trying to fit in like a pickle, while whipping off the mayo(ex-Staff Scraplord gives a helping licking of is chin for him)

Dirty Habits aka The Rainbow Gangster...got is Big Pimp’ on, getting Itsdug, AJ Macaroo & Agentxxiii in a back to back circle jerking Fest...

Aerosmith repops 80sbikedude looks like a lady...

troynlori caught BRIAN HAYS YELLING at GAry the owner of “Cruise The Line”, for wrapping over the Original Finish(the work of nate’s technology skillz), lorintroy made sure to double down there vote(Clinton Style)...robk in a drunken haze, comforts Brian’s wife by rubbing her leg & telling her:

“It’s okay, it wasn’t a Hutch!”

kalel92198 cross dressing Florida Freak, running around “Unleashing The Beast” for all is Fellow Museum Members to see...a eyewitnesses named Woodmaster said he wasn’t sure WTF he was trying to show off, not much was going on down there,he had to break out is reading glasses & squirt like a MFer! to see if he had anything in his small woman like hand...

DIPSOMANIAC aka Don & Johnnny are just a couple love bird Canadian Bacons!

IPD a Member of great intelligence often battles with ABW on if FRESSTYLE FREEK came from Area 51, but they also have come to believe that esp_mini_wi is the only living Member to shank(RIP)& break out of there, he has said to witness the most unbelievable amazing seatless bicycle collection that a one eye pirate has ever seen!

phishfarm73 & radovr a couple drunken sluts!

rcsnipe2000 version 2.0, the created of the Flea Market(Forum name change)will not hang out on the Everything Else Deck, he to high & mighty for those peasants of the underworld perverts...

(Q&A)

JUGGARNAUT Is he a Hillbilly or a Redneck...

Raven aka Chuck Norris!
Is he the real deal action hero or just a carpet Queen...

Can bnd coach up Jettn25 to be the worst of the worst of BMX Racers or will perront aka Chicago Style, a local Fool from the most corrupt city in these areas, hold onto the Title!

RAYSIN aka HOT ROD, Reported that he going to be the one that gets Google to shut down the status quo around here...can Spartacus logon for longer then once a week to Zap the Report...

R.I.P
ChaseDyno-Bmx
87BravoProTeam
Yungavalanche80

*meow*

Hobbes12

Feel The Hate!!!

(If anybody got left out/got there Feelings hurt, Man Up & take it like a Liberal Snowflake!)

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#144 2019-07-23 7:00am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

rcsnipe2000 wrote:

Hobbes12 wrote:

It takes a lot of nonsense to finally get to this point...

“Picnic Talk”

A bunch of Jokers!

The janky panky of all you 12 year olds hanging out in a Prison Cell, sitting at a picnic table holding each other, sucking down on BBQ wieners, just getting your navel gay on, on the Dildo Ship Line!

Captain brackett aka drunk Chris, getting his knob shrined by Sheriff oldnky, who is running security detail, with Deputy brettweir89 & eric12 who are fluffing the Tool Shed Crew:

spsracer1 2.0 version of spyker, following in his foot steps...next thing you know, he will be hitting on Kurt_Rad making him the Swap Meat of the sandwich, specially with its-all-good trying to fit in like a pickle, while whipping off the mayo(ex-Staff Scraplord gives a helping licking of is chin for him)

Dirty Habits aka The Rainbow Gangster...got is Big Pimp’ on, getting Itsdug, AJ Macaroo & Agentxxiii in a back to back circle jerking Fest...

Aerosmith repops 80sbikedude looks like a lady...

troynlori caught BRIAN HAYS YELLING at GAry the owner of “Cruise The Line”, for wrapping over the Original Finish(the work of nate’s technology skillz), lorintroy made sure to double down there vote(Clinton Style)...robk in a drunken haze, comforts Brian’s wife by rubbing her leg & telling her:

“It’s okay, it wasn’t a Hutch!”

kalel92198 cross dressing Florida Freak, running around “Unleashing The Beast” for all is Fellow Museum Members to see...a eyewitnesses named Woodmaster said he wasn’t sure WTF he was trying to show off, not much was going on down there,he had to break out is reading glasses & squirt like a MFer! to see if he had anything in his small woman like hand...

DIPSOMANIAC aka Don & Johnnny are just a couple love bird Canadian Bacons!

IPD a Member of great intelligence often battles with ABW on if FRESSTYLE FREEK came from Area 51, but they also have come to believe that esp_mini_wi is the only living Member to shank(RIP)& break out of there, he has said to witness the most unbelievable amazing seatless bicycle collection that a one eye pirate has ever seen!

phishfarm73 & radovr a couple drunken sluts!

rcsnipe2000 version 2.0, the created of the Flea Market(Forum name change)will not hang out on the Everything Else Deck, he to high & mighty for those peasants of the underworld perverts...

(Q&A)

JUGGARNAUT Is he a Hillbilly or a Redneck...

Raven aka Chuck Norris!
Is he the real deal action hero or just a carpet Queen...

Can bnd coach up Jettn25 to be the worst of the worst of BMX Racers or will perront aka Chicago Style, a local Fool from the most corrupt city in these areas, hold onto the Title!

RAYSIN aka HOT ROD, Reported that he going to be the one that gets Google to shut down the status quo around here...can Spartacus logon for longer then once a week to Zap the Report...

R.I.P
ChaseDyno-Bmx
87BravoProTeam
Yungavalanche80

*meow*

Hobbes12

Feel The Hate!!!

(If anybody got left out/got there Feelings hurt, Man Up & take it like a Liberal Snowflake!)

WARNED
 
for staff bashing, member bashing, past staff bashing, site owner bashing, newbie bashing, being a dick in general, MF!

rc

-Picnic invite sent


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

Squatted trucks: What kind of mental midget, coconut humping, poop throwing from a tree, goat herding, mouth breathing, short bus riding, glass licking have you seen my helmet moron thought it was cool.

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#145 2019-07-23 7:15am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

My airplane is busted, but I do have a horny helicopter I could pick most of us up inhttps://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/48344/20190723_1014255d371696b5.jpg


Time machine wanted!

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#146 2019-07-23 7:24am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

Agentxxiii wrote:

My airplane is busted, but I do have a horny helicopter I could pick most of us up inhttps://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 1696b5.jpg

Oh damn. Can pick up a 42 ft rv and drop it at top of brokeback mountain for the picnic

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#147 2019-07-23 7:28am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

Agentxxiii wrote:

My airplane is busted, but I do have a horny helicopter I could pick most of us up inhttps://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 1696b5.jpg

That is one sexy helicopter, are you willing to give helicopter tours for the picnic?


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

Squatted trucks: What kind of mental midget, coconut humping, poop throwing from a tree, goat herding, mouth breathing, short bus riding, glass licking have you seen my helmet moron thought it was cool.

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#148 2019-07-23 7:44am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

Agentxxiii wrote:

My airplane is busted, but I do have a horny helicopter I could pick most of us up inhttps://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 1696b5.jpg

Oh yes. That bad boy could carry some heavy weight penetration equipment. Plus the generators to run it.

And the lube.


Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Drunkards hunt booze, booze hunts alcoholics. I'm a drunkard because I don't go to all those meetings.
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#149 2019-07-23 10:40am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

needs thread lock asap.


just call me papi now, just papi.
IDK

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#150 2019-07-23 11:07am

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Re: Real Talk of The Museum

astroidbeltwalker wrote:

needs thread lock asap.

-1
Do I sense jealousy?.... you got the invite to the picnic, didn’t you??


“It was more than just a hug Hawkeye, she hugged the stuffing out of me!!” -Willam Christopher/Father Mulcahy

“Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.” -Alan Alda/Hawkeye Pierce

“As usual, I'm writing slowly because I know you can't read fast.” -Gary Burghoff/Radar O’Reilly

Squatted trucks: What kind of mental midget, coconut humping, poop throwing from a tree, goat herding, mouth breathing, short bus riding, glass licking have you seen my helmet moron thought it was cool.

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