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#5726 2021-03-25 2:08pm

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Since there have bee alot of duels goin' on lately.I think it is appropriate that we have one here.

Any ideas? I was thinkin' a museum "sword " fight duel,and pit who and who against each other and see who will win.

Too many feelings get hurt.  Then get snitched on. Then im post restricted. Then i cry and huddle in the corner for a week or 2 or 3

Not in this thread!!!! We want them to get hurt and cry.


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#5727 2021-03-26 5:08am

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The tears make the aftercare all that more special and romantic!

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#5728 2021-03-26 5:19am

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Don’t know if you are aware of it ...
but all the corners in this thread have 2 gloryholes in them 1 on each wall..
you’ll be restricted all right! to 2 posts..
the corners here are no place to be crying..
unless BINMAN or Canyon crushes  your tonsils or gives you a re- bore.. then you be feelin hurt.. Have you be invited to the picnic..
just saying.. for a friend.

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#5729 2021-03-26 5:23am

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Don’t know if you are aware of it ... but all the corners in this thread have 2 gloryholes in them 1 on each wall..
no place to be crying.. unless BINMAN or Canyon crushes  your tonsils... just saying

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#5730 2021-03-26 5:28am

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By the way mate .. my backs fine for now... smile
but if it ever gags out ..
she can get on top...

Last 10 years been doing  the 50/50 on the side.. just rest ya head on the thighs.. old people style..


If it wasn’t serious. I wouldn’t be doing it.. 
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yang..but also take nobody's shit....
my old man.. open your mind before you open your mouth son...
my mum...be yourself son.. people don't have to like you..and you don't have to care...
Me uncle patt. AarH F@fk em all let the devil sort em out..
me.. I can only be one person at a time.. smile

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#5731 2021-03-26 6:17am

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Fongstar wrote:

By the way mate .. my backs fine for now... smile
but if it ever gags out ..
she can get on top...

Last 10 years been doing  the 50/50 on the side.. just rest ya head on the thighs.. old people style..

No strain on the neck. Like it!


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#5732 2021-03-26 9:10am

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The tears make the aftercare all that more special and romantic!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … cecf77.jpg

Tears? I prefer them to scream in horror!!!!


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#5733 2021-03-26 9:11am

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Fongstar wrote:

Don’t know if you are aware of it ...
but all the corners in this thread have 2 gloryholes in them 1 on each wall..
you’ll be restricted all right! to 2 posts..
the corners here are no place to be crying..
unless BINMAN or Canyon crushes  your tonsils or gives you a re- bore.. then you be feelin hurt.. Have you be invited to the picnic..
just saying.. for a friend.

I sent him a invite to the festival of his choice.Have not heard back from him yet.I am really hoping he pics the cruise!


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#5734 2021-03-26 3:11pm

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Dude definitely looks  like a lady...


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#5735 2021-03-26 3:15pm

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Fongstar wrote:

Don’t know if you are aware of it ...
but all the corners in this thread have 2 gloryholes in them 1 on each wall..
you’ll be restricted all right! to 2 posts..
the corners here are no place to be crying..
unless BINMAN or Canyon crushes  your tonsils or gives you a re- bore.. then you be feelin hurt.. Have you be invited to the picnic..
just saying.. for a friend.

Mmm, a re-boring sounds pleasant. I got just the attachment for my air chisel to assist in the procedure, do I have any takers?


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#5736 2021-03-26 5:17pm

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https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 5c109a.jpg
Dude definitely looks  like a lady...

We hope so!!! They did play at the previous picnic!


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#5737 2021-03-26 6:23pm

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Easter is almost here Boys! Who wants to find Misty's eggs?

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#5738 2021-03-26 7:24pm

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Easter is almost here Boys! Who wants to find Misty's eggs?

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 892fa9.jpg

This will open up a can of worms!!!!!


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#5739 2021-03-26 7:33pm

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#5740 2021-03-26 8:49pm

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Easter is almost here Boys! Who wants to find Misty's eggs?

https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 892fa9.jpg

all I know is I an't  eating any of it's jelly beens.


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#5741 2021-03-26 9:47pm

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LOL Surprise!  kids dolls has parents outraged, families calling for removal from shelves


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Mom's outrage of 'most disgusting thing' un dress these dolls and
the dolls/ toys’ have very anatomically correct male genitals
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#5742 2021-03-26 10:26pm

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This bunny will be checking everyone's easter nuts during the event!
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#5743 2021-03-27 8:28am

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Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
YES I RIDE A PINK BIKE!! WANT TO MAKE SOME THING OUT OF IT!

2017 heavyweight build off entry submission thread link
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#5744 2021-03-27 10:53am

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#5745 2021-03-27 11:58am

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New shirts for sale! get em while they still available.
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#5746 2021-03-27 12:20pm

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New shirts for sale! get em while they still available.
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You'd laugh, but you'd be surprised how well it works in attracting the ladies wink

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#5747 2021-03-27 12:42pm

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spyker wrote:

New shirts for sale! get em while they still available.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 805eb5.jpg

You'd laugh, but you'd be surprised how well it works in attracting the ladies wink

And a pink shirt too!


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#5748 2021-03-27 12:51pm

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spyker wrote:

Minx20 wrote:

spyker wrote:

New shirts for sale! get em while they still available.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … 805eb5.jpg

You'd laugh, but you'd be surprised how well it works in attracting the ladies wink

And a pink shirt too!

Buying it in a size or two smaller to get it nice and tight is something to remember.


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#5749 2021-03-28 11:02am

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So disappointed! Saw on the TV listings there was a cornhole contest, so got dressed up, and then this?

FFS what's a gurl to do? Is it picnic season yet? Sigh!

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#5750 2021-03-28 11:14am

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turdburd wrote:

spyker wrote:

Minx20 wrote:


You'd laugh, but you'd be surprised how well it works in attracting the ladies wink

And a pink shirt too!

Buying it in a size or two smaller to get it nice and tight is something to remember.

The shirts will be so tight fitting,you can see nipples!


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