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Real Talk of The Museum
#1 2019-07-22 1:10am
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Real Talk of The Museum
It takes a lot of nonsense to finally get to this point...
“Picnic Talk”
A bunch of Jokers!
The janky panky of all you 12 year olds hanging out in a Prison Cell, sitting at a picnic table holding each other, sucking down on BBQ wieners, just getting your navel gay on, on the Dildo Ship Line!
Captain brackett aka drunk Chris, getting his knob shrined by Sheriff oldnky, who is running security detail, with Deputy brettweir89 & eric12 who are fluffing the Tool Shed Crew:
spsracer1 2.0 version of spyker, following in his foot steps...next thing you know, he will be hitting on Kurt_Rad making him the Swap Meat of the sandwich, specially with its-all-good trying to fit in like a pickle, while whipping off the mayo(ex-Staff Scraplord gives a helping licking of is chin for him)
Dirty Habits aka The Rainbow Gangster...got is Big Pimp’ on, getting Itsdug, AJ Macaroo & Agentxxiii in a back to back circle jerking Fest...
Aerosmith repops 80sbikedude looks like a lady...
troynlori caught BRIAN HAYS YELLING at GAry the owner of “Cruise The Line”, for wrapping over the Original Finish(the work of nate’s technology skillz), lorintroy made sure to double down there vote(Clinton Style)...robk in a drunken haze, comforts Brian’s wife by rubbing her leg & telling her:
“It’s okay, it wasn’t a Hutch!”
kalel92198 cross dressing Florida Freak, running around “Unleashing The Beast” for all is Fellow Museum Members to see...a eyewitnesses named Woodmaster said he wasn’t sure WTF he was trying to show off, not much was going on down there,he had to break out is reading glasses & squirt like a MFer! to see if he had anything in his small woman like hand...
DIPSOMANIAC aka Don & Johnnny are just a couple love bird Canadian Bacons!
IPD a Member of great intelligence often battles with ABW on if FRESSTYLE FREEK came from Area 51, but they also have come to believe that esp_mini_wi is the only living Member to shank(RIP)& break out of there, he has said to witness the most unbelievable amazing seatless bicycle collection that a one eye pirate has ever seen!
phishfarm73 & radovr a couple drunken sluts!
rcsnipe2000 version 2.0, the created of the Flea Market(Forum name change)will not hang out on the Everything Else Deck, he to high & mighty for those peasants of the underworld perverts...
(Q&A)
JUGGARNAUT Is he a Hillbilly or a Redneck...
Raven aka Chuck Norris!
Is he the real deal action hero or just a carpet Queen...
Can bnd coach up Jettn25 to be the worst of the worst of BMX Racers or will perront aka Chicago Style, a local Fool from the most corrupt city in these areas, hold onto the Title!
RAYSIN aka HOT ROD, Reported that he going to be the one that gets Google to shut down the status quo around here...can Spartacus logon for longer then once a week to Zap the Report...
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#2 2019-07-22 1:27am
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Drunken slut you say sir ...... hmmm where's my wine
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#3 2019-07-22 3:07am
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Per Hobbes...
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#4 2019-07-22 3:23am
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Re: Real Talk of The Museum
drop that iish. drop it!
just call me papi now, just papi.
IDK
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#5 2019-07-22 3:39am
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Quote...
Dirty Habits aka The Rainbow Gangster...got is Big Pimp’ on, getting Itsdug, AJ Macaroo & Agentxxiii in a back to back circle jerking Fest...
We call that the reach around of fun
Time machine wanted!
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#6 2019-07-22 3:49am
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Hobbes12 I'm surprised you noticed all that while running the kissing booth!
Time machine wanted!
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#7 2019-07-22 3:56am
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Well said.
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#8 2019-07-22 4:09am
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Broke out his reading glasses and squirt like a MFer
Great typo!
Time machine wanted!
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#9 2019-07-22 4:29am
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Agentxxiii wrote:
Quote...
Dirty Habits aka The Rainbow Gangster...got is Big Pimp’ on, getting Itsdug, AJ Macaroo & Agentxxiii in a back to back circle jerking Fest...
We call that the reach around of fun
MF right! This made my morning before using the shower with my Irish Spring Bar Soap...
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#10 2019-07-22 4:32am
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So this will be the new “all about picnic thread” actually a good idea Hobbes. Now I don’t have to buzz around. I can do all my posting in one thread! You rock!
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#11 2019-07-22 4:35am
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Not sure whether to be happy I avoided a bollocking by teacher or pissed off I didn't get a mention!
Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Drunkards hunt booze, booze hunts alcoholics. I'm a drunkard because I don't go to all those meetings.
We will wear your people as skins for our shoes since they are used to the gutter.
'You, you and you panic. The rest of you...come with me!' 'Yes Sir!'
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#12 2019-07-22 4:43am
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Re: Real Talk of The Museum
anyone been married since becoming a member, did you invite anyone from the museum?
just call me papi now, just papi.
IDK
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#13 2019-07-22 4:45am
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spsracer1 wrote:
So this will be the new “all about picnic thread” actually a good idea Hobbes. Now I don’t have to buzz around. I can do all my posting in one thread! You rock!
Yep, the mother lode of picnic filth. Great idea!
Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Drunkards hunt booze, booze hunts alcoholics. I'm a drunkard because I don't go to all those meetings.
We will wear your people as skins for our shoes since they are used to the gutter.
'You, you and you panic. The rest of you...come with me!' 'Yes Sir!'
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#14 2019-07-22 4:56am
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binman wrote:
spsracer1 wrote:
So this will be the new “all about picnic thread” actually a good idea Hobbes. Now I don’t have to buzz around. I can do all my posting in one thread! You rock!
Yep, the mother lode of picnic filth. Great idea!
What if it’s the opposite? A trap! A ploy to get all our spamming in one area to make it easier to delete? Heeeeyyyyy?
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#15 2019-07-22 5:04am
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Oh God no!! Now I don't know what to do. Wait a minute.......
BIG VEINY DILDOS!!!!!
Nothing. We're good.
Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women!
Drunkards hunt booze, booze hunts alcoholics. I'm a drunkard because I don't go to all those meetings.
We will wear your people as skins for our shoes since they are used to the gutter.
'You, you and you panic. The rest of you...come with me!' 'Yes Sir!'
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#16 2019-07-22 5:23am
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Can’t a man go to a simple picnic without being barraged by filth?
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#17 2019-07-22 5:59am
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Cringe at the word picnic now !
Museum has ruined my life ...... mummy
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#18 2019-07-22 6:26am
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radovr wrote:
Cringe at the word picnic now !
Museum has ruined my life ...... mummy
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#19 2019-07-22 6:34am
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radovr wrote:
Cringe at the word picnic now !
Museum has ruined my life ...... mummy
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … b338ab.png
I do forum keyword “picnic” daily. Just so I do miss anything that pops up
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#20 2019-07-22 6:38am
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Re: Real Talk of The Museum
spsracer1 wrote:
radovr wrote:
Cringe at the word picnic now !
Museum has ruined my life ...... mummy
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … b338ab.pngI do forum keyword “picnic” daily. Just so I do miss anything that pops up
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#21 2019-07-22 6:49am
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Re: Real Talk of The Museum
Hobbes12 wrote:
It takes a lot of nonsense to finally get to this point...
“Picnic Talk”
A bunch of Jokers!
The janky panky of all you 12 year olds hanging out in a Prison Cell, sitting at a picnic table holding each other, sucking down on BBQ wieners, just getting your navel gay on, on the Dildo Ship Line!
Captain brackett aka drunk Chris, getting his knob shrined by Sheriff oldnky, who is running security detail, with Deputy brettweir89 & eric12 who are fluffing the Tool Shed Crew:
spsracer1 2.0 version of spyker, following in his foot steps...next thing you know, he will be hitting on Kurt_Rad making him the Swap Meat of the sandwich, specially with its-all-good trying to fit in like a pickle, while whipping off the mayo(ex-Staff Scraplord gives a helping licking of is chin for him)
Dirty Habits aka The Rainbow Gangster...got is Big Pimp’ on, getting Itsdug, AJ Macaroo & Agentxxiii in a back to back circle jerking Fest...
Aerosmith repops 80sbikedude looks like a lady...
troynlori caught BRIAN HAYS YELLING at GAry the owner of “Cruise The Line”, for wrapping over the Original Finish(the work of nate’s technology skillz), lorintroy made sure to double down there vote(Clinton Style)...robk in a drunken haze, comforts Brian’s wife by rubbing her leg & telling her:
“It’s okay, it wasn’t a Hutch!”
kalel92198 cross dressing Florida Freak, running around “Unleashing The Beast” for all is Fellow Museum Members to see...a eyewitnesses named Woodmaster said he wasn’t sure WTF he was trying to show off, not much was going on down there,he had to break out is reading glasses & squirt like a MFer! to see if he had anything in his small woman like hand...
DIPSOMANIAC aka Don & Johnnny are just a couple love bird Canadian Bacons!
IPD a Member of great intelligence often battles with ABW on if FRESSTYLE FREEK came from Area 51, but they also have come to believe that esp_mini_wi is the only living Member to shank(RIP)& break out of there, he has said to witness the most unbelievable amazing seatless bicycle collection that a one eye pirate has ever seen!
phishfarm73 & radovr a couple drunken sluts!
rcsnipe2000 version 2.0, the created of the Flea Market(Forum name change)will not hang out on the Everything Else Deck, he to high & mighty for those peasants of the underworld perverts...
(Q&A)
JUGGARNAUT Is he a Hillbilly or a Redneck...
Raven aka Chuck Norris!
Is he the real deal action hero or just a carpet Queen...
Can bnd coach up Jettn25 to be the worst of the worst of BMX Racers or will perront aka Chicago Style, a local Fool from the most corrupt city in these areas, hold onto the Title!
RAYSIN aka HOT ROD, Reported that he going to be the one that gets Google to shut down the status quo around here...can Spartacus logon for longer then once a week to Zap the Report...
R.I.P
ChaseDyno-Bmx
87BravoProTeam
Yungavalanche80
*meow*
Hobbes12
Feel The Hate!!!
(If anybody got left out/got there Feelings hurt, Man Up & take it like a Liberal Snowflake!)
I love this place!
You can't put a price on peace of mind.
This too shall pass.
The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.
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#22 2019-07-22 6:50am
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Re: Real Talk of The Museum
spsracer1 wrote:
radovr wrote:
Cringe at the word picnic now !
Museum has ruined my life ...... mummy
https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-image … b338ab.pngI do forum keyword “picnic” daily. Just so I do miss anything that pops up
Solid advice.
You can't put a price on peace of mind.
This too shall pass.
The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.
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#23 2019-07-22 6:52am
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Re: Real Talk of The Museum
eric12 wrote:
Hobbes12 wrote:
It takes a lot of nonsense to finally get to this point...
“Picnic Talk”
A bunch of Jokers!
The janky panky of all you 12 year olds hanging out in a Prison Cell, sitting at a picnic table holding each other, sucking down on BBQ wieners, just getting your navel gay on, on the Dildo Ship Line!
Captain brackett aka drunk Chris, getting his knob shrined by Sheriff oldnky, who is running security detail, with Deputy brettweir89 & eric12 who are fluffing the Tool Shed Crew:
spsracer1 2.0 version of spyker, following in his foot steps...next thing you know, he will be hitting on Kurt_Rad making him the Swap Meat of the sandwich, specially with its-all-good trying to fit in like a pickle, while whipping off the mayo(ex-Staff Scraplord gives a helping licking of is chin for him)
Dirty Habits aka The Rainbow Gangster...got is Big Pimp’ on, getting Itsdug, AJ Macaroo & Agentxxiii in a back to back circle jerking Fest...
Aerosmith repops 80sbikedude looks like a lady...
troynlori caught BRIAN HAYS YELLING at GAry the owner of “Cruise The Line”, for wrapping over the Original Finish(the work of nate’s technology skillz), lorintroy made sure to double down there vote(Clinton Style)...robk in a drunken haze, comforts Brian’s wife by rubbing her leg & telling her:
“It’s okay, it wasn’t a Hutch!”
kalel92198 cross dressing Florida Freak, running around “Unleashing The Beast” for all is Fellow Museum Members to see...a eyewitnesses named Woodmaster said he wasn’t sure WTF he was trying to show off, not much was going on down there,he had to break out is reading glasses & squirt like a MFer! to see if he had anything in his small woman like hand...
DIPSOMANIAC aka Don & Johnnny are just a couple love bird Canadian Bacons!
IPD a Member of great intelligence often battles with ABW on if FRESSTYLE FREEK came from Area 51, but they also have come to believe that esp_mini_wi is the only living Member to shank(RIP)& break out of there, he has said to witness the most unbelievable amazing seatless bicycle collection that a one eye pirate has ever seen!
phishfarm73 & radovr a couple drunken sluts!
rcsnipe2000 version 2.0, the created of the Flea Market(Forum name change)will not hang out on the Everything Else Deck, he to high & mighty for those peasants of the underworld perverts...
(Q&A)
JUGGARNAUT Is he a Hillbilly or a Redneck...
Raven aka Chuck Norris!
Is he the real deal action hero or just a carpet Queen...
Can bnd coach up Jettn25 to be the worst of the worst of BMX Racers or will perront aka Chicago Style, a local Fool from the most corrupt city in these areas, hold onto the Title!
RAYSIN aka HOT ROD, Reported that he going to be the one that gets Google to shut down the status quo around here...can Spartacus logon for longer then once a week to Zap the Report...
R.I.P
ChaseDyno-Bmx
87BravoProTeam
Yungavalanche80
*meow*
Hobbes12
Feel The Hate!!!
(If anybody got left out/got there Feelings hurt, Man Up & take it like a Liberal Snowflake!)
I love this place!
Shit like this brings us back each and every day even though wr promise ourselves not to look ot comr back
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#24 2019-07-22 6:53am
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Re: Real Talk of The Museum
radovr wrote:
eric12 wrote:
Hobbes12 wrote:
It takes a lot of nonsense to finally get to this point...
“Picnic Talk”
A bunch of Jokers!
The janky panky of all you 12 year olds hanging out in a Prison Cell, sitting at a picnic table holding each other, sucking down on BBQ wieners, just getting your navel gay on, on the Dildo Ship Line!
Captain brackett aka drunk Chris, getting his knob shrined by Sheriff oldnky, who is running security detail, with Deputy brettweir89 & eric12 who are fluffing the Tool Shed Crew:
spsracer1 2.0 version of spyker, following in his foot steps...next thing you know, he will be hitting on Kurt_Rad making him the Swap Meat of the sandwich, specially with its-all-good trying to fit in like a pickle, while whipping off the mayo(ex-Staff Scraplord gives a helping licking of is chin for him)
Dirty Habits aka The Rainbow Gangster...got is Big Pimp’ on, getting Itsdug, AJ Macaroo & Agentxxiii in a back to back circle jerking Fest...
Aerosmith repops 80sbikedude looks like a lady...
troynlori caught BRIAN HAYS YELLING at GAry the owner of “Cruise The Line”, for wrapping over the Original Finish(the work of nate’s technology skillz), lorintroy made sure to double down there vote(Clinton Style)...robk in a drunken haze, comforts Brian’s wife by rubbing her leg & telling her:
“It’s okay, it wasn’t a Hutch!”
kalel92198 cross dressing Florida Freak, running around “Unleashing The Beast” for all is Fellow Museum Members to see...a eyewitnesses named Woodmaster said he wasn’t sure WTF he was trying to show off, not much was going on down there,he had to break out is reading glasses & squirt like a MFer! to see if he had anything in his small woman like hand...
DIPSOMANIAC aka Don & Johnnny are just a couple love bird Canadian Bacons!
IPD a Member of great intelligence often battles with ABW on if FRESSTYLE FREEK came from Area 51, but they also have come to believe that esp_mini_wi is the only living Member to shank(RIP)& break out of there, he has said to witness the most unbelievable amazing seatless bicycle collection that a one eye pirate has ever seen!
phishfarm73 & radovr a couple drunken sluts!
rcsnipe2000 version 2.0, the created of the Flea Market(Forum name change)will not hang out on the Everything Else Deck, he to high & mighty for those peasants of the underworld perverts...
(Q&A)
JUGGARNAUT Is he a Hillbilly or a Redneck...
Raven aka Chuck Norris!
Is he the real deal action hero or just a carpet Queen...
Can bnd coach up Jettn25 to be the worst of the worst of BMX Racers or will perront aka Chicago Style, a local Fool from the most corrupt city in these areas, hold onto the Title!
RAYSIN aka HOT ROD, Reported that he going to be the one that gets Google to shut down the status quo around here...can Spartacus logon for longer then once a week to Zap the Report...
R.I.P
ChaseDyno-Bmx
87BravoProTeam
Yungavalanche80
*meow*
Hobbes12
Feel The Hate!!!
(If anybody got left out/got there Feelings hurt, Man Up & take it like a Liberal Snowflake!)
I love this place!
Shit like this brings us back each and every day even though wr promise ourselves not to look ot comr back
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#25 2019-07-22 6:55am
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I love when I randomly get PM's from members that say "Please check out my thread and post in it" followed by a link. It happens quite regularly actually. Well here you go Hobbes. I will post in your thread. You're welcome.
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