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#26 2019-05-21 3:06pm

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She bushy or shaved? Man hands too.


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#27 2019-05-21 3:11pm

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Re: Mother in laws

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She bushy or shaved? Man hands too.

I had to crop the pic to meet Google standards.


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#28 2019-05-21 3:14pm

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Re: Mother in laws

eric12 wrote:

She bushy or shaved? Man hands too.

You want to talk about man hands. My mil could break lobster apart with her bare hands!


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#29 2019-05-21 3:15pm

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Re: Mother in laws

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eric12 wrote:

She bushy or shaved? Man hands too.

I had to crop the pic to meet Google standards.

Why are you carrying that pic of your mil in your wallet? tongue


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#30 2019-05-21 3:15pm

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I see somewhat of a resemblance,her mom looks nromal to me for her age.

Her mom is a cu-t! Straight up! If my wife turns out like her god please help me!

Have you thought about making your wifes mom a nightmare?


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#31 2019-05-21 3:29pm

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The first thing I did was look at her mom and I was like yeah, she is hot. I’m down!!

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#32 2019-05-21 3:31pm

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Re: Mother in laws

kalel92198 wrote:

Kurt_Rad wrote:

eric12 wrote:


She bushy or shaved? Man hands too.

I had to crop the pic to meet Google standards.

Why are you carrying that pic of your mil in your wallet? tongue

It’s on my phone. From a pic she texted me.


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#33 2019-05-21 3:31pm

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kalel92198 wrote:

eric12 wrote:

She bushy or shaved? Man hands too.

You want to talk about man hands. My mil could break lobster apart with her bare hands!

Mine could break a lobster apart with her snapper


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#34 2019-05-21 3:34pm

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Re: Mother in laws

Kurt_Rad wrote:

kalel92198 wrote:

Kurt_Rad wrote:


I had to crop the pic to meet Google standards.

Why are you carrying that pic of your mil in your wallet? tongue

It’s on my phone. From a pic she texted me.

Close family. cool


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#35 2019-05-21 3:36pm

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Kurt_Rad wrote:

kalel92198 wrote:


Why are you carrying that pic of your mil in your wallet? tongue

It’s on my phone. From a pic she texted me.

Close family. cool

We’re not blood.


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#36 2019-05-21 3:45pm

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Re: Mother in laws

Kurt_Rad wrote:

eric12 wrote:

Kurt_Rad wrote:


It’s on my phone. From a pic she texted me.

Close family. cool

We’re not blood.

That makes it ok then.


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#37 2019-05-21 4:42pm

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This thread at first reminded me how being cougared would be cool, but then remembered that I'm 47 so she'd have to be in her 60's. Now I feel old and depressed. Thanks a bunch guys tongue


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#38 2019-05-21 5:05pm

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brettweir89 wrote:

This thread at first reminded me how being cougared would be cool, but then remembered that I'm 47 so she'd have to be in her 60's. Now I feel old and depressed. Thanks a bunch guys tongue

Ya but look at it this way,you can now hit on women younger than you and be the male cougar....sorta like the reverse role.


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#39 2019-05-21 5:09pm

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Re: Mother in laws

spyker wrote:

brettweir89 wrote:

This thread at first reminded me how being cougared would be cool, but then remembered that I'm 47 so she'd have to be in her 60's. Now I feel old and depressed. Thanks a bunch guys tongue

Ya but look at it this way,you can now hit on women younger than you and be the male cougar....sorta like the reverse role.

My psychotic ex wife (no literally she is batshit crazy) was 14 years younger than me. So, Ha ha! Been there done that!

I've dated (and well married too) much younger, dated same age, and older. They are all a PITA.
Actually one of the better women was 18 years younger than me, divorced, had 2 nice kids. That was going really well for 4 months then she flaked out and broke up with me one day (right after her and I and our combined kids, and her family all had an all day birthday celebration).

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#40 2019-05-21 5:20pm

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My mother in law is a communist. I’ll have to post in that thread.

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#41 2019-05-21 5:21pm

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Re: Mother in laws

oldnky wrote:

My mother in law is a communist. I’ll have to post it that thread.

A ketchup eater huh??


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#42 2019-05-21 5:24pm

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Re: Mother in laws

brettweir89 wrote:

spyker wrote:

brettweir89 wrote:

This thread at first reminded me how being cougared would be cool, but then remembered that I'm 47 so she'd have to be in her 60's. Now I feel old and depressed. Thanks a bunch guys tongue

Ya but look at it this way,you can now hit on women younger than you and be the male cougar....sorta like the reverse role.

My psychotic ex wife (no literally she is batshit crazy) was 14 years younger than me. So, Ha ha! Been there done that!

I've dated (and well married too) much younger, dated same age, and older. They are all a PITA.
Actually one of the better women was 18 years younger than me, divorced, had 2 nice kids. That was going really well for 4 months then she flaked out and broke up with me one day (right after her and I and our combined kids, and her family all had an all day birthday celebration).

Did any of them cheat on you?


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#43 2019-05-21 5:25pm

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oldnky wrote:

My mother in law is a communist. I’ll have to post it that thread.

Most communists are crazy.


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#44 2019-05-21 5:25pm

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CanyonCrusher wrote:

oldnky wrote:

My mother in law is a communist. I’ll have to post it that thread.

A ketchup eater huh??

I'm guessing seafood eater.


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#45 2019-05-21 5:28pm

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Come on we need to laugh (or drool) over your mil! Let’s see pics.


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#46 2019-05-21 6:54pm

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Re: Mother in laws

brettweir89 wrote:

I'm 47 so she'd have to be in her 60's. Now I feel old and depressed. tongue

What’s wrong with banging a silver fox?!

Hit it! -

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a gangbang
The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and dicks
The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun
She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done
It's a gangbang
Gangbang at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
Gangbang at the old folks home
The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my dick
These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks
Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile sex slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home
I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later
I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my ass so
I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast
I had my fist in a butthole til somebody said
That ain't no way to show respect for the dead
Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah

b.


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#47 2019-05-21 6:58pm

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Re: Mother in laws

bnd wrote:

brettweir89 wrote:

I'm 47 so she'd have to be in her 60's. Now I feel old and depressed. tongue

What’s wrong with banging a silver fox?!

Hit it! -

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a gangbang
The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and dicks
The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun
She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done
It's a gangbang
Gangbang at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
Gangbang at the old folks home
The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my dick
These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks
Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile sex slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home
I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later
I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my ass so
I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast
I had my fist in a butthole til somebody said
That ain't no way to show respect for the dead
Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah

b.

Majority of the women in their 60's are silver backs,not silver foxes.


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#48 2019-05-21 7:12pm

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Re: Mother in laws

bnd wrote:

brettweir89 wrote:

I'm 47 so she'd have to be in her 60's. Now I feel old and depressed. tongue

What’s wrong with banging a silver fox?!

Hit it! -

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a gangbang
The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and dicks
The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun
She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done
It's a gangbang
Gangbang at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
Gangbang at the old folks home
The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my dick
These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks
Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile sex slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home
I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later
I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my ass so
I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast
I had my fist in a butthole til somebody said
That ain't no way to show respect for the dead
Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah

b.

That’s disturbing on so many levels! First Kurt carries around a sexual pic of his mil and your fisting dead old people! What has this thread become? lol

Last edited by kalel92198 (2019-05-21 7:12pm)


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#49 2019-05-21 7:14pm

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Re: Mother in laws

kalel92198 wrote:

bnd wrote:

brettweir89 wrote:

I'm 47 so she'd have to be in her 60's. Now I feel old and depressed. tongue

What’s wrong with banging a silver fox?!

Hit it! -

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a gangbang
The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and dicks
The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun
She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done
It's a gangbang
Gangbang at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
Gangbang at the old folks home
The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my dick
These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks
Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile sex slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home
I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later
I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my ass so
I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast
I had my fist in a butthole til somebody said
That ain't no way to show respect for the dead
Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah

b.

That’s disturbing on so many levels! First Kurt carries around a sexual pic of his mil and your fisting dead old people! What has this thread become? lol

Cue the retirement home condiments debate!!! lol


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#50 2019-05-21 7:29pm

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Re: Mother in laws

kalel92198 wrote:

bnd wrote:

brettweir89 wrote:

I'm 47 so she'd have to be in her 60's. Now I feel old and depressed. tongue

What’s wrong with banging a silver fox?!

Hit it! -

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a gangbang
The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and dicks
The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun
She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done
It's a gangbang
Gangbang at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
Gangbang at the old folks home
The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my dick
These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks
Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile sex slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home
I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later
I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my ass so
I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast
I had my fist in a butthole til somebody said
That ain't no way to show respect for the dead
Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah

b.

That’s disturbing on so many levels! First Kurt carries around a sexual pic of his mil and your fisting dead old people! What has this thread become? lol

A carry more than one. That was just the BMX museum friendly pic.


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