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#1 2019-04-24 2:10pm

kalel92198
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I broke a bike

Today I was exchanging something for my wife to this crappy store and saw this new Gt Vertigo. Decided to take her for a spin and as soon as I cranked down I pulled in the wheel! I guess someone needs to hire a new bike mechanic because apparently they don’t know how to tighten up wheel bolts! Btw this thing looks like the same parts as the crap at Walmart! http://uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/82308/2d742131-f9a8-4b51-a81f-2d0c3a86db735cc0d0a793.jpeg
http://uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/82308/286c6669-7081-4442-b3ad-f6af3c4ea9c65cc0d0ace3.jpeg
http://uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/82308/928e4468-a7ba-47d7-8922-672c0389a9435cc0d0ac90.jpeg


Slap a tampon in it and call it a day!
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#2 2019-04-24 2:15pm

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Re: I broke a bike

Dicks Sporting Goods, they hire some random Joe Blow to assemble all of their bikes and do the routine service work on them.

I bought my nephew a GT Balance bike for Christmas and they insisted on me taking one that was already built, I said NOPE it's not assembled correctly. When they asked how I pointed out that ALL the forks were installed backwards on all the floor models.


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#3 2019-04-24 2:18pm

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Re: I broke a bike

You may have broken a bike but...did you smash a pussy?


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#4 2019-04-24 2:21pm

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Re: I broke a bike

Typical of any place that isn’t a bike shop.


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#5 2019-04-24 2:21pm

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Re: I broke a bike

did they make you buy it? since you broke it.


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#6 2019-04-24 2:31pm

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Re: I broke a bike

Kurt_Rad wrote:

You may have broken a bike but...did you smash a pussy?

He always smashes the pussy,he would not be the beast if he didn't.


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Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
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#7 2019-04-24 2:41pm

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Re: I broke a bike

spyker wrote:

Kurt_Rad wrote:

You may have broken a bike but...did you smash a pussy?

He always smashes the pussy,he would not be the beast if he didn't.

+1


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#8 2019-04-24 4:05pm

kalel92198
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Re: I broke a bike

FRESSTYLE FREEK wrote:

did they make you buy it? since you broke it.

Nope I said I wasn’t buying it since I broke it! lol


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Trades: back spin for front spin
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#9 2019-04-24 4:06pm

kalel92198
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Re: I broke a bike

Kurt_Rad wrote:

You may have broken a bike but...did you smash a pussy?

Back in my younger days! Now I’m married. sad


Slap a tampon in it and call it a day!
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Trades: back spin for front spin
Front steel pro class wheel for Gt fork

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#10 2019-04-24 4:07pm

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Re: I broke a bike

kalel92198 wrote:

Kurt_Rad wrote:

You may have broken a bike but...did you smash a pussy?

Back in my younger days! Now I’m married. sad

Booooo


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#11 2019-04-24 4:23pm

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Re: I broke a bike

Kurt_Rad wrote:

kalel92198 wrote:

Kurt_Rad wrote:

You may have broken a bike but...did you smash a pussy?

Back in my younger days! Now I’m married. sad

Booooo

lol


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#12 2019-04-24 4:32pm

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Re: I broke a bike

You break you buy! http://uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/252871/screenshot_2019-04-24-19-30-5225cc0f1feac.png


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#13 2019-04-24 4:51pm

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Re: I broke a bike

The title of this thread should have been " I smashed a bike".


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#14 2019-04-24 6:15pm

kalel92198
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From: Demotte, IN
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Re: I broke a bike

spyker wrote:

The title of this thread should have been " I smashed a bike".

lol


Slap a tampon in it and call it a day!
ISO:85 mcs styler f/f
Nbd Kattsclawws67
Trades: back spin for front spin
Front steel pro class wheel for Gt fork

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#15 2019-04-24 6:31pm

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Re: I broke a bike

Back about 20 years ago my friend landed a job at walmart  assembling bikes. It was a outside contracted company. his wage was 5  dollars per assembled bike . mind you the more he pumped out the more he made between the 10 stores in the area at that time.  His words where his boss didnt care about the care  he just wanted the shelf's filed at the end of the day

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#16 2019-04-25 1:58am

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Re: I broke a bike

Dorel owns everything.  I don't know why anyone is surprised that the build quality (not to mention assembly quality) is shit.


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