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#1 2015-07-24 12:47am

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1998 Schwinn HydraMatic Jay Miron

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1998 Schwinn HydraMatic Jay Miron

heavier than your ex-girlfriend

This babe makes your 300 pound ex-girlfriend look petite. I heard a story once that Jay Miron accidentally dropped one of these bikes off the top of a halfpipe, and it cracked through the surface of the earth landing back where it was made in Taiwan. Urban legends claim that this was the only frame Sasquatch could not break. Rosy O'donnell thinks it's the sexiest bike every made.
alright...sorry....I'll stop now.
1998 Schwinn Hydramatic "Jay Miron" signature bike. Completley bone stock. Got it for free from somebody that didn't wanna repair the chain and tubes. I am gonna keep it and ride it around, then maybe pass it along to a young guy needing a bike. A very strong, stable young guy. Otherwise he might not be able to pick it back up.


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#2 2015-07-24 1:17am

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Re: 1998 Schwinn HydraMatic Jay Miron

lol


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#3 2015-07-24 2:52am

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lol now a favorite, due to the awesome story

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#4 2015-07-24 8:30am

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Re: 1998 Schwinn HydraMatic Jay Miron

lol

Yeah...that's a pretty good read.

But, the ex-girlfriend isn't the heavy one, it's the ex-wife. lol

...And....what happened to the chain and tubes? The chain break due to the force that The Hulk had to exert on the cranks to get it moving? The tubes pop under the pressure of holding the weight of the bike up on the two tires?

lol Good stuff.


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#5 2015-07-24 8:33am

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Re: 1998 Schwinn HydraMatic Jay Miron

RadicalNick wrote:

lol

Yeah...that's a pretty good read.

But, the ex-girlfriend isn't the heavy one, it's the ex-wife. lol

...And....what happened to the chain and tubes? The chain break due to the force that The Hulk had to exert on the cranks to get it moving? The tubes pop under the pressure of holding the weight of the bike up on the two tires?

lol Good stuff.

hahahaha you nailed it. And don;t let your ex-wife get a look at this bad mamma jamma she might wanna get to know it.


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