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#51 2011-07-05 7:24pm

midschooler
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Re: Who was askin me....

Those are some of the best yo mama jokes ive read in a LOOOONNNGGG time! lollol


I pick up what you throw out                                                                                                          Lookin for uncut blast bars!!!!!!!!!!!
O.G.O.A.R.                                                                                                                                                                Midwest BMX

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#52 2011-07-05 8:03pm

adampjack
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Re: Who was askin me....

Joe momma's so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone

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#53 2011-07-05 8:31pm

johnng23604
U seen my "baseball"
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Re: Who was askin me....

jo moma so dumb, she thought a football quarterback, meant she got a refund


I'm looking for the following frames, frame & forks or completes by BMX products:
MotoTrac (nickle or chrome), Racer-X or a Super-X (with the double gussets).
Thanks wink
I'm also johnng23604 at "Retro-goose", "VintageBMX" & "RADbmx"

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#54 2011-07-05 8:35pm

dannygrizzly166
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Re: Who was askin me....

joe mammas got three teeth. one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

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#55 2011-07-05 8:40pm

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Re: Who was askin me....

Joe mamma is so hunchbacked she uses a snorkle to do the dishes!!!!


It is better to sting with the truth than to comfort with a lie.

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#56 2011-07-05 8:41pm

jonnymegawatt
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From: Massholachusetts
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Re: Who was askin me....

Yo Mammas so fat.. Her belt size is equator


"You know it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section".      "Why's that"?      "Cuz you could melt all this stuff"!

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#57 2011-07-05 8:46pm

seansoclean
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Re: Who was askin me....

Joe mamms so blind she got a presciption windshield on her car.!!!

Joe mamma got a wig wit a chinstrap!!!


It is better to sting with the truth than to comfort with a lie.

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#58 2011-07-05 8:48pm

johnng23604
U seen my "baseball"
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Re: Who was askin me....

jo mama so fat, her favorite color is "twinkie"


I'm looking for the following frames, frame & forks or completes by BMX products:
MotoTrac (nickle or chrome), Racer-X or a Super-X (with the double gussets).
Thanks wink
I'm also johnng23604 at "Retro-goose", "VintageBMX" & "RADbmx"

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#59 2011-07-05 8:52pm

surfer guy 1815
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From: Steamboat Springs CO
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Re: Who was askin me....

jo mamma so nasty they could film deadliest catch in her crotch


LOOKING FOR A 24 INCH FRAME

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#60 2011-07-05 8:56pm

johnng23604
U seen my "baseball"
From: CC TX
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Re: Who was askin me....

jo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!


I'm looking for the following frames, frame & forks or completes by BMX products:
MotoTrac (nickle or chrome), Racer-X or a Super-X (with the double gussets).
Thanks wink
I'm also johnng23604 at "Retro-goose", "VintageBMX" & "RADbmx"

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#61 2011-07-05 9:01pm

surfer guy 1815
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Re: Who was askin me....

yo mammas like a shotgun... one cock and she's ready to blow


LOOKING FOR A 24 INCH FRAME

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#62 2011-07-05 9:02pm

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Re: Who was askin me....

your mamma keeps a stash of colt45 icees in the freezer

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#63 2011-07-05 9:02pm

johnng23604
U seen my "baseball"
From: CC TX
Registered: 2009-02-22
Posts: 4632
Bikes: 44
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Re: Who was askin me....

yo mamas like a door knob, everyone gets a turn


I'm looking for the following frames, frame & forks or completes by BMX products:
MotoTrac (nickle or chrome), Racer-X or a Super-X (with the double gussets).
Thanks wink
I'm also johnng23604 at "Retro-goose", "VintageBMX" & "RADbmx"

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#64 2011-07-05 9:03pm

johnng23604
U seen my "baseball"
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Registered: 2009-02-22
Posts: 4632
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Re: Who was askin me....

your momas like railroad tracks, she gets laid all over the country


I'm looking for the following frames, frame & forks or completes by BMX products:
MotoTrac (nickle or chrome), Racer-X or a Super-X (with the double gussets).
Thanks wink
I'm also johnng23604 at "Retro-goose", "VintageBMX" & "RADbmx"

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#65 2011-07-05 9:07pm

johnng23604
U seen my "baseball"
From: CC TX
Registered: 2009-02-22
Posts: 4632
Bikes: 44
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Re: Who was askin me....

your momas so fat when she passed in front of the tv, I missed a whole season of friends!


I'm looking for the following frames, frame & forks or completes by BMX products:
MotoTrac (nickle or chrome), Racer-X or a Super-X (with the double gussets).
Thanks wink
I'm also johnng23604 at "Retro-goose", "VintageBMX" & "RADbmx"

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#66 2011-07-05 9:14pm

THE FUN PALACE
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Re: Who was askin me....

Yo momma's so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on


MADE IN U.S.A.
[img]http://www.lemonrock.com/bandpics/picbandphoto25700_200267_purplecobraslogo2415.jpg[/img]
Thermal count is rising, In perpetual writhing. The primordial ooze, And the sanity they lose. Awakened in the morning, To more air pollution warnings. Still we sleepwalk off to work, While our nervous systems jerk. Pretending not to notice, How history had forebode us. With the green house in effect, Our environment was wrecked. Now, I can only laugh, As I read our epitaph. We end our lives as moles, In the dark of DAWN PATROL   
RUST IN PEACE

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#67 2011-07-05 9:16pm

THE FUN PALACE
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Re: Who was askin me....

Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a box of laxatives and sold it empty


MADE IN U.S.A.
[img]http://www.lemonrock.com/bandpics/picbandphoto25700_200267_purplecobraslogo2415.jpg[/img]
Thermal count is rising, In perpetual writhing. The primordial ooze, And the sanity they lose. Awakened in the morning, To more air pollution warnings. Still we sleepwalk off to work, While our nervous systems jerk. Pretending not to notice, How history had forebode us. With the green house in effect, Our environment was wrecked. Now, I can only laugh, As I read our epitaph. We end our lives as moles, In the dark of DAWN PATROL   
RUST IN PEACE

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#68 2011-07-05 9:26pm

THE FUN PALACE
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From: Headbanger's Valley, CA
Registered: 2010-04-06
Posts: 6456
Bikes: 3
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Re: Who was askin me....

Yo momma's so fat her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters


MADE IN U.S.A.
[img]http://www.lemonrock.com/bandpics/picbandphoto25700_200267_purplecobraslogo2415.jpg[/img]
Thermal count is rising, In perpetual writhing. The primordial ooze, And the sanity they lose. Awakened in the morning, To more air pollution warnings. Still we sleepwalk off to work, While our nervous systems jerk. Pretending not to notice, How history had forebode us. With the green house in effect, Our environment was wrecked. Now, I can only laugh, As I read our epitaph. We end our lives as moles, In the dark of DAWN PATROL   
RUST IN PEACE

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#69 2011-07-06 12:31am

RallyeTech02
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From: Richmond, VA
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Re: Who was askin me....

Yo momma's so old; her titties give powdered milk!


"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'"

***I'm a DK addict!!!***

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#70 2011-07-06 4:33am

GT/TINY
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From: Santa Anna, CA
Registered: 2010-12-18
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Re: Who was askin me....

JO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE BOUGHT A FRAME FROM POWERSERG AND DIDNT ASK ANY AND ALL QUESTIONS ABOUT CRACKS AO REWELDS!!!!!!!! NUFF SAID!!!!!!


G.H.P.= G.A.Y.   
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WWCD= WHAT WOULD CRU DO

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#71 2011-07-06 4:43am

Charlie Brown
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From: St. Petersburg, FL
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Re: Who was askin me....

Joe Momma so stupid she types in all caps.


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#72 2011-07-06 4:46am

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Re: Who was askin me....

Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

http://yomamasodumb.com/images/8yellowteeth.jpg


"Just don't look...see. Nothing is, as it appears..." - paraphrased C. O'Neal

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#73 2011-07-06 6:34am

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From: Orlando, FL
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Re: Who was askin me....

Joe Mama's house is so small, she gotta go outside to change her mind.


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Things I need:  Chrome MX-900s and Tech 3 (rear), 1st or 2nd gen finned Mathauser pads with original hardware.

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#74 2011-07-07 4:32am

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Re: Who was askin me....

Joe mamma is so dumb she thinks cherrios are doughnut seeds.


Lets Go Steelers, Pens, and Bucs!!!!

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#75 2011-07-07 4:34am

looptailnut
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Re: Who was askin me....

Joe mamma is so fat that your dad proposed with an onion ring.


Lets Go Steelers, Pens, and Bucs!!!!

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