You are not logged in.

Funny sh!t my wife says...  RSS Feed

#51 2011-04-02 1:53pm

hoosman
Intermediate
From: Florida
Registered: 2011-02-24
Posts: 295

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Why is it called a Gold Stem if it's silver?

And why do you need 3 of them?

Offline

 

#52 2011-04-02 1:53pm

Z.
Pro MemberOZ Shipping Dude
From: Texas
Registered: 2009-05-18
Posts: 7704
Bikes: 13

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

whitebread wrote:

"I see you selling stuff, why is there no money in the PayPal when I need something?" lol

Omfg!!   That's exactly right with me! 

She says " where's the money?  I don't see it"  - told her she won't and never will!!    lol lol
One time I had to report my earnings to a bank to get a home improvement loan,  all the paperwork I gave shows 3000.00 a month from paypal.  Wife looks at me and go... 
mad

Offline

 

#53 2011-04-02 1:54pm

RobbyRob
Centurion Member
From: Everett, WA
Registered: 2011-03-15
Posts: 241

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"You have the nicest bike on the block" - She is just being supportive and funny at the same time, of course, but I understand she doesn't really get what I am doing.  She has seen me go through enough phases.

Offline

 

#54 2011-04-02 2:13pm

Jon1971
"100 Flavors of Fun"...
From: Philly-ish
Registered: 2010-07-25
Posts: 2982
Bikes: 3
Website

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

There are a lot of things my wife says, but

wife wrote:

"As long as I get to go on my trip in April and we have money for the baby's birthday party, you can spend whatever you want on a set of wheels"

This is the only one I choose to remember.


Do I owe you feedback? Please remind me via PM and I'll take care of it.

Offline

 

#55 2011-04-02 2:19pm

crownrox
"Resident Drunkie"
From: Tulsa, OK
Registered: 2010-03-29
Posts: 4550
Website

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

HAHAHA, Just a minute ago i got a package, It was a brake cable i bought here. She asked how much it was ... I told her 110 dollars, her jaw hit the floor lollollol

It was 12bux, but the look on her face was priceless !!!


The opinions and statements expressed herein are solely my own and not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual nor do they represent the opinions of BMX MUSEUM.... i pretty much blame the alcohol , you should too

Offline

 

#56 2011-04-02 2:40pm

graciedanebmx
Pro Member
From: PA
Registered: 2008-11-28
Posts: 616
Bikes: 3
For Sale: 7

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Being single is great, nobody hassling me, my last boyfriend hated my BMX-obsession and complained all the time. (Just one of many reasons I said LEAVE) But now I get it from the neigbors "Fed Ex/UPS was here today, what bike did you buy now?" Like they would know if I said a Profile or Hutch.  And the post office workers call my cell to say I have a big box there and ask "Did you get another bike?" Heck yea!!!


If you send me a lowball offer do not expect a reply. I am sorry the free shipping fairies are on strike and it cost money to ship items now. Please consider that before making an offer.

Offline

 

#57 2011-04-02 2:51pm

phishfarm73
Pro MemberDIRTY HIPPIE
From: Indianapolis
Registered: 2009-01-07
Posts: 8252

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Do I look fat in this dress ???  neutral


BMX Patriots!

Offline

 

#58 2011-04-02 2:51pm

SLEEZSTACK
Centurion Member
From: Azusa, CA
Registered: 2009-06-07
Posts: 236
Bikes: 1

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

She says " I can't have anyone over because there is nowhere to sit!" I say" sure there is." She says "Oh there is ? where ? There is 6 dam bikes sitting in my living room!" I Respond " You and your friends could sit outside on the front porch ....where I set the living room sofas at!!!!!.....lol!

Last edited by SLEEZSTACK (2011-04-02 2:52pm)


It ain't easy being SLEEZY...

Offline

 

#59 2011-04-02 2:55pm

tim1218
Pro Memberside-pull boy
From: Jersey Shore
Registered: 2009-11-20
Posts: 9008
Bikes: 47
For Sale: 1

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

graciedanebmx wrote:

Being single is great, nobody hassling me, my last boyfriend hated my BMX-obsession and complained all the time. (Just one of many reasons I said LEAVE) But now I get it from the neigbors "Fed Ex/UPS was here today, what bike did you buy now?" Like they would know if I said a Profile or Hutch.  And the post office workers call my cell to say I have a big box there and ask "Did you get another bike?" Heck yea!!!

He hated your obsession?
Wait a minute...... lollollollol

Offline

 

#60 2011-04-02 2:56pm

MSMXII
Pro Member"Overkill"
From: South Of Heaven
Registered: 2010-07-04
Posts: 3829

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

You have a twin? Where do I sign up? .... i need a good riding partner lol

Last edited by MSMXII (2011-04-02 3:00pm)


Eff off..if you don't like my "KIDS BIKE" tongue
Until next time...Keep One Foot in the Gutter...And One Fist in the Gold

Online

 

#61 2011-04-02 3:10pm

RandolphCarter
WAYYYY in the black
From: Round Lake, NY
Registered: 2010-12-12
Posts: 1802
Bikes: 10
Website

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"another rusted out pile of crap?"

"Where are you going to put that one?"

"Didn't you just get a box of parts? Why do you need more?"

"What are all of these cans of spraypaint for?"

"You're painting as soon as the weather warms up a bit? We didn't pick out a color for the porch yet?"


Labor creates all wealth.

Offline

 

#62 2011-04-02 3:34pm

cmb
Pro MemberTexan by birth, Scottish by drink
From: Texas
Registered: 2010-07-14
Posts: 3252
Bikes: 8

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

phishfarm73 wrote:

Do I look fat in this dress ???  neutral

Reminds me of the joke:

Her: "Do these jeans make my ass look big?"

Him: "No, your big ass makes your ass look big."


Just your typical Aggie Hutch owner. Gig'em.

Never trust a man that doesn't know what beer tastes like or wears more than two rings.

I usually edit for my grammar mistakes.

Offline

 

#63 2011-04-02 4:49pm

Murphys Law
"Tahoe Troubadour"
From: Sterling Heights, MI
Registered: 2009-03-12
Posts: 2148
Bikes: 5

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

cmb wrote:

phishfarm73 wrote:

Do I look fat in this dress ???  neutral

Reminds me of the joke:

Her: "Do these jeans make my ass look big?"

Him: "No, your big ass makes your ass look big."

lol.. reminds me of another joke:

a married couple in there 40's get a good tax refund, she says im finally getting those breast implants ive always wanted!,
he asks how much are they , she answers about 8 grand, he yells 8 thousand dollars!!!!  he then gets up and goes to the bathroom, and reenters the living room tossing a roll of toliet paper at her, she asks whats this for? he answers-" rub that all over your boobs 1 or 2 times a day".
she looks confused and asks why?  he answers- "that will make your chest huge!, look what it did for you a$$!" 

lol

Offline

 

#64 2011-04-02 6:25pm

jlewis
Pro MemberDiving Suits & Fishin' Sticks
From: Rochester, NY
Registered: 2009-09-19
Posts: 2249
Bikes: 27

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"Why do I always get the shlt end of the stick"?

Not the "short" end, but the "shlt" end.

Makes me LMFAO every time she says it!

Offline

 

#65 2011-04-02 6:43pm

slatzman
Museum Addict
From: Columbus, OH
Registered: 2009-03-03
Posts: 2505

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

I'm getting ready to put a lock on your paypal!!!


My feedback means alot to  me. If there's a problem  yo lets solve it.

Offline

 

#66 2011-04-02 6:44pm

82's
Expert
From: Los Angeles, CA
Registered: 2009-05-24
Posts: 711

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

".... so how are you paying for these bike parts?"
lol

Offline

 

#67 2011-04-02 6:47pm

RaleighRider
Banned
Registered: 2011-03-07
Posts: 1163

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

me "I promise I wont buy another one"

her "You said that about the last 4-5 you brought home"
wink

Offline

 

#68 2011-04-02 6:57pm

pcmcobra
Post Restriction
From: Flo-rida
Registered: 2010-03-30
Posts: 645
Bikes: 4

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

axel wrote:

WOW how much is that one worth ?   Can i get a new coach purse ?

your wife and mine must be on the same brainwave


A village in Kenya is missing an idiot

Offline

 

#69 2011-04-02 6:59pm

deveus33
Pro MemberMini Hoder
From: Chicago, IL
Registered: 2008-10-29
Posts: 3576
Bikes: 2
For Sale: 3

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

apocalypse dude wrote:

^ or just take your balls out of her purse.

i'm smart and keep my balls smackin that box.....


I Want To Play A Game

Offline

 

#70 2011-04-02 7:04pm

Unkle Krusty
Pro Member***ShoNuff***
From: Spokane, WA
Registered: 2008-07-31
Posts: 520
For Sale: 1

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

I'm lucky, my gf loves to get bmx parts just as much as a new purse!! big_smile sorry fella's!!!


A Cheap bike ain't good, and a Good bike ain't Cheap!!!

Offline

 

#71 2011-04-02 7:20pm

spitf1re
Museum Addict
From: SATX
Registered: 2010-02-04
Posts: 1616

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

todays new one...i was at the skatepark and my phone rings "Are you and your bike laying dead in a ditch somewhere?"


A happy bike is a ridden bike

Offline

 

#72 2011-04-02 7:23pm

wycked68
Member
Registered: 2010-04-07
Posts: 68

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

weve got 37 snowmobiles.old to new god im lucky.she jus gripes that i work to much.but she doesnt gripe about goin on vacation.and there is alot of people spendin money on dumb sh!t.i work n come home shes happy,,,,,sometimes.gold n brown retro pk gonna be here next week for her n got new seat(comfy) waitin for bike.love my grouchy wife!!!smile

Offline

 

#73 2011-04-02 7:25pm

Metallicaloving13yearold
Mr.Hefner
From: St.Louis, MO
Registered: 2009-12-19
Posts: 2246

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

My mom-
Are you gonna ever stop buying stuff for your bike?!- No.
Didn't you just buy cranks?- Traded them and the ones I have are ugly,
Why'd your bike cost more than my first car?- Well maybe because you had a piece of sh*t car.
You got a box it better not be bike parts.- Better look away then.

My dad-
Is that piece of sh*t ever gonna go a week without something needing fixed? If I dont ride it for a week.

My grandma
Here's 20 bucks. - Give me a ride to the bike store!
what do you need money for? - My bike needs some swag

my brother
Can i ride your bike to the store?- Can I wear your signed pujols jersey to eat?


Religion is like a penis... It's fine to have one, It's fine to be proud of it, But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, and please don't try to shove it down our throats

Offline

 

#74 2011-04-02 7:29pm

GT/TINY
Mine Is So Teenie Tiny!
From: Santa Anna, CA
Registered: 2010-12-18
Posts: 688

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

what kind of grown men play with bicycles and when theyre not playing with them sit on the computer and talk about them for hours? thats when i stick her head in the toilet and flush repeatedly for talking sh@t!!!!!!! i want a divorce!!!!!!!!!!


G.H.P.= G.A.Y.   
BILL ALLEN/RAD ENTHUSIAST
WWCD= WHAT WOULD CRU DO

Offline

 

#75 2011-04-02 7:29pm

midschoolersbro
Lil Bro
From: Joliet, IL
Registered: 2010-01-18
Posts: 3104
Bikes: 9

Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

I have the parents that freak out with all the bike in and at the house.  My aunt tries to help but she's awkward. roll  One time she said this to my parents," Atleast its only bikes that he is always riding, they wont get pregnant."  (Yea Im not allowed to see that aunt that often) lol


Midwest BMX
44T BMX Chicago
**LOOKING FOR MIDSCHOOL FRAMESETS AND COMPLETES, I HAVE OLDSCHOOL AND NEWSCHOOL STUFF TO TRADE OR SELL**

Offline

 

Board footer

View Cart →