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#26 2011-04-02 8:17am

apocalypse dude
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

NOT IN MY HAIR


THIS IS A 90'S RARE GEM - MR. HOFFMAN, MR. HAWK AND MANY OTHER CELLEBRITIES WOULD BE PROUD TO HAVE THIS BIKE AMONG THEIR COLLECTION.

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#27 2011-04-02 8:18am

wolverineskoaldude1
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

hutchgirl wrote:

Hey guys it's not just the wives that don't get it. My husband asks me what the deal is all the time. I tell him it's my new hobby and that I need something healthy to do. He just rolls his eyes and says "Whatever" I love it!  big_smile

You ever thought about leaving him....wink wink!lol


"All I need is a cool breeze and some tasty waves."

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#28 2011-04-02 8:24am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

apocalypse dude wrote:

NOT IN MY HAIR

lollollol

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#29 2011-04-02 8:54am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

wolverineskoaldude1 wrote:

hutchgirl wrote:

Hey guys it's not just the wives that don't get it. My husband asks me what the deal is all the time. I tell him it's my new hobby and that I need something healthy to do. He just rolls his eyes and says "Whatever" I love it!  big_smile

You ever thought about leaving him....wink wink!lol

NEVER!! He is helping fund my new obsession. Who knows maybe someday I will get him on board with the whole old school thing.... big_smile


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#30 2011-04-02 9:04am

Murphys Law
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

hutchgirl wrote:

wolverineskoaldude1 wrote:

hutchgirl wrote:

Hey guys it's not just the wives that don't get it. My husband asks me what the deal is all the time. I tell him it's my new hobby and that I need something healthy to do. He just rolls his eyes and says "Whatever" I love it!  big_smile

You ever thought about leaving him....wink wink!lol

NEVER!! He is helping fund my new obsession. Who knows maybe someday I will get him on board with the whole old school thing.... big_smile

yea, good luck with that!..thats what we all thought about our spouses! (wife in my case) lol
got her on a bmx bike once- "it hurt her cooch" yikes   she wont give up her squishy rideing huge padded seat mtn bike. lol

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#31 2011-04-02 9:07am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Can we put these out in the garage ?


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#32 2011-04-02 9:08am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"I need to clean, you need to move your bike parts."


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#33 2011-04-02 10:29am

wolverineskoaldude1
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"Are you seriously going to watch tha stupid Joe kid movie again"? "I want to watch the OWN channel."


"All I need is a cool breeze and some tasty waves."

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#34 2011-04-02 10:37am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

I've really got it lucky, she knows that over the years I've sold a lot of bikes that I later regretted letting go so now all that she says now when a bike pops up that she likes is "maybe you should keep that one for yourself" Took over 20 years of marriage to get to that point.


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#35 2011-04-02 10:37am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

kilrgt wrote:

Mine is so happy I into BMX bikes now, I was collecting  cars big_smile

That's a good point. My new defense! At least the driveway isn't full anymore cool


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#36 2011-04-02 10:40am

motoxxer69
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

divorced!!!!!!!!!!!cool Now I do what I want with no ??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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#37 2011-04-02 10:48am

yardsaleman
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"Look at that its so Rusty"


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#38 2011-04-02 10:51am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

My wife is happy that my hobby doesn't involve cards and memorabilia so much anymore.  She knows enough to know that sports cards after about 1970 aren't worth a poop.  She feels that the bikes are tangible and easier to find a buyer whent the time comes.  So I guess her quote would be...

"Wow, that's really cool! I didn't think it would look that good when you were done."


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#39 2011-04-02 11:00am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

you guys sound like a bunch of amatures ........have the stuff shipped to an alternate addy (cousin,friend,work) and keep her azz otta the garage....and NEVER buy bike stuff on a card she knows about ....... the new bmx 3 commandments right here lollolneutral


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#40 2011-04-02 11:41am

apocalypse dude
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

^ or just take your balls out of her purse.


THIS IS A 90'S RARE GEM - MR. HOFFMAN, MR. HAWK AND MANY OTHER CELLEBRITIES WOULD BE PROUD TO HAVE THIS BIKE AMONG THEIR COLLECTION.

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#41 2011-04-02 11:46am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

When I first got back into bmx it was:

    "You need to set up your own ebay account" - after I had her start bidding on and buying items on ebay for my Hutch Pro Raider build
    "I thought you were just going to finish your Hutch" - after I bought a set of Bullseye hubs and pedals on ebay for my Pro Racer build
    "Are you on that dumb bike website again?"- as I'm on the Museum website.
    "I don't care what color you get the bike painted"- as I'm asking her opinion about my Pro Racer build.

About 5 months later after some craigslist scores, some finish builds, and some selling of bikes/parts, it became:

    "When you get finished looking at the bmx website, I would like to talk you." - actually not thinking it is just a dumb website
    "I can't believe that is the same bike, you did a great job on it."-when I finished the Pro Racer build.
    "I thought WE decided on a different blue.  That blue is too bright"- after I got my son's Haro mini frame/forks powdered.
     "His bike looks really good, I like all the black parts on it.  I was wrong about the blue.  He is going to love it." after I finished putting my son's bike together for Christmas AND admitting she was wrong.
     "No you can't sell my bike (powerlite FS2), you bought that for me so we can all ride together"

Now, it is:

      "Would it be ok to move your bikes upstairs? My parents are coming next weekend"- actually ASKING me to move my bikes out of the spare bedroom instead of either just doing it or trying to tell me to do it.
       "Sure, I can take those parts to the post office"- her becoming part of the solution
       "Has anybody bought the Redline frame yet?" -actually remembering what I was currently selling
       "You have a lot of money in Paypal.  Can you put some of it into the bank account?"-Finally, the root of her bmx acceptance.


I'm actually pretty lucky that she is now cool it all.  It just took her some time to get used to it.  She actually just read what I typed, laughed, and walked away.

Last edited by cmb (2011-04-02 2:30pm)


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#42 2011-04-02 12:46pm

crownrox
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

The only time my wife says anything about it is when i get home late "you stopped to look at another bike didnt you ?" lol


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#43 2011-04-02 12:59pm

dynozonejoe
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Leatherman wrote:

Why did you buy that, it looks the same as all the others you have.

I hear this all the time big_smile

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#44 2011-04-02 1:05pm

kwhite27
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

ymibhdu wrote:

When are you going to sell one?

+1. Too funny!


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#45 2011-04-02 1:05pm

kilrgt
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

The one i mostly get is " When this one is done , is it mine? "

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#46 2011-04-02 1:11pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

cirebo wrote:

who cares what the wife says, she left for some reject who blows glass for a living.

Tried to come back 2 months later

... I replaced her with a 24y/o who will ride bikes with me every single day so the b1tch can talk to herself.

cool
Traded her in for an upgrade. I'm on my second myself

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#47 2011-04-02 1:13pm

tim1218
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

deveus33 wrote:

you guys sound like a bunch of amatures ........have the stuff shipped to an alternate addy (cousin,friend,work) and keep her azz otta the garage....and NEVER buy bike stuff on a card she knows about ....... the new bmx 3 commandments right here lollolneutral

I hear ya brother:
Separate Paypal account linked to my work addy.
Now I have people at work saying, "Oh, another bike part? Must be Tim's" lol

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#48 2011-04-02 1:14pm

wolverineskoaldude1
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Mom says I cant have a girlfriend cause it will take away from "us time".sad


"All I need is a cool breeze and some tasty waves."

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#49 2011-04-02 1:15pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

I can't type what my wife says. The language would blow up!!!!

tongue


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#50 2011-04-02 1:21pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Before you do that, get me a funnel and some sunglasses yikes


Eff off..if you don't like my "KIDS BIKE" tongue
Until next time...Keep One Foot in the Gutter...And One Fist in the Gold

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