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#451 2019-07-20 5:59pm

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Wife, “and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, do you like this color, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, does this fit, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, do you have any money in your account, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, I bought shoes today, and then, and then, and then, my mom called this morning and said”.

Me, “ twitter version please”.

Wife, “why are you always so mean, why do you post those pictures, why do you like those bikes, why do you like those guys, your all just little kids, why does Kalel wear his wife’s panties, why do you drink so much beer, why do you spend so much money on beer, did that guy really smash his coworker, why does this cost $20.00 a year, my check engine light is on, what do you want for supper, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, you tell me what you want for supper, this person was mean to me at work today, can you wash my car, mom said, dad said, I saw this on Facebook today, do you know, what did you hear, your butt stinks, did you fart, where’s the cat, what the F is this site, can you pay this bill, did you hear the neighbor got locked up, that house is for sale”?

Me, “I’m going to bed as I’ve been drinking shine, I like silence”. tongue

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#452 2019-07-20 7:28pm

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"When are you selling all that crap!...."


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#453 2019-07-20 10:06pm

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Fu** your bikes sad


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#454 2019-07-21 10:00am

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rapidfirematt wrote:

Well, I could be spending the money on poker, liquor and whores!

This bit of info works on them every time .  I use that one myself.

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#455 2019-07-21 6:37pm

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Bandbracing669 wrote:

rapidfirematt wrote:

Well, I could be spending the money on poker, liquor and whores!

This bit of info works on them every time .  I use that one myself.

Especially being sober, this always works on my wife


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#456 2019-07-21 6:45pm

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My wife asked me if I would order a basket for the OM Flyer I'm building for her. yikes


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#457 2019-07-21 7:01pm

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CurtiswithaC wrote:

My wife asked me if I would order a basket for the OM Flyer I'm building for her. yikes

Hey, you might wanna hit up chromey on that one, his wife has a nice basket on her performer.

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#458 2019-07-21 7:10pm

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I'm hoping she just forgets about the 10 baskets she e-mailed me today. neutral


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#459 2019-07-21 7:11pm

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I gotta briefly set up the circumstances for this one.. (my cat’s name is Winkie and she has a cat house)

Me- hey have you seen the cat lately??

Wife- I was petting your Winkie then it went in its hole..


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#460 2019-07-21 7:28pm

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crj1968 wrote:

CurtiswithaC wrote:

My wife asked me if I would order a basket for the OM Flyer I'm building for her. yikes

Hey, you might wanna hit up chromey on that one, his wife has a nice basket on her performer.

I think I'm just gonna tell her .  I read an article years ago about the weight distribution of a basket on a BMX bike. It throws off the steering and increases acceleration. Therefore doubling you chances of a serious crash. That why the manufactures never offered a basket option.


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#461 2019-07-22 6:59am

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yikes

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#462 2019-12-13 1:42pm

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"When you took over the basement with those bikes I said 'fine, it's good to have a hobby'. When you took over the office I said, 'fine, I don't use it anyhow'. When you restored three bikes in the same time it took you to paint the dining room I said, 'fine, we don't really use the dining room much'.  Now you have tires lying on our bed and there are wheels soaking in blue water in the bathtub....ENOUGH!!"

Wait until she sees what RIT dye and hot water did to a fiberglass bathtub!!  Anyone have an extra room?  big_smile

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#463 2019-12-13 2:09pm

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"When you took over the basement with those bikes I said 'fine, it's good to have a hobby'. When you took over the office I said, 'fine, I don't use it anyhow'. When you restored three bikes in the same time it took you to paint the dining room I said, 'fine, we don't really use the dining room much'.  Now you have tires lying on our bed and there are wheels soaking in blue water in the bathtub....ENOUGH!!"

Wait until she sees what RIT dye and hot water did to a fiberglass bathtub!!  Anyone have an extra room?  big_smile

lollollol

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#464 2019-12-13 3:25pm

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folzinal wrote:

"When you took over the basement with those bikes I said 'fine, it's good to have a hobby'. When you took over the office I said, 'fine, I don't use it anyhow'. When you restored three bikes in the same time it took you to paint the dining room I said, 'fine, we don't really use the dining room much'.  Now you have tires lying on our bed and there are wheels soaking in blue water in the bathtub....ENOUGH!!"

Wait until she sees what RIT dye and hot water did to a fiberglass bathtub!!  Anyone have an extra room?  big_smile

lollollol

lollollol


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#465 2019-12-13 3:46pm

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Raven wrote:

robk131313 wrote:

folzinal wrote:

"When you took over the basement with those bikes I said 'fine, it's good to have a hobby'. When you took over the office I said, 'fine, I don't use it anyhow'. When you restored three bikes in the same time it took you to paint the dining room I said, 'fine, we don't really use the dining room much'.  Now you have tires lying on our bed and there are wheels soaking in blue water in the bathtub....ENOUGH!!"

Wait until she sees what RIT dye and hot water did to a fiberglass bathtub!!  Anyone have an extra room?  big_smile

lollollol

lollollol

lollollol


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#466 2019-12-13 3:51pm

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folzinal wrote:

"When you took over the basement with those bikes I said 'fine, it's good to have a hobby'. When you took over the office I said, 'fine, I don't use it anyhow'. When you restored three bikes in the same time it took you to paint the dining room I said, 'fine, we don't really use the dining room much'.  Now you have tires lying on our bed and there are wheels soaking in blue water in the bathtub....ENOUGH!!"

Wait until she sees what RIT dye and hot water did to a fiberglass bathtub!!  Anyone have an extra room?  big_smile

lol


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#467 2019-12-13 4:14pm

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years ago my mrs would come in the garage n say..(yeah..what de hell.)why you need de 5 bikes.. need?..Then we moved house n she saw all the boxes .>now it’s...yeah what de f@rken hell.. I think you only have 5-10 bikes.. this looks like 100.. Relax babe it’s only about 50...what de f@rk you crazy mother.??Did she just give the go ahead for more .so a hundred it will be smile


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#468 2020-05-26 8:08am

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Babe my bike is making a funny noise!
She hasn’t ridden in over a year due to cancer.
It was the freewheel.
Had to giggle, love that woman.


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#469 2020-05-26 8:24am

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“Sweet loop tail Goose babe, it gives me stiff nips.....want a BJ?”


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#470 2020-05-26 9:42am

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Dollazhollaz wrote:

“Sweet loop tail Goose babe, it gives me stiff nips.....want a BJ?”

lol


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#471 2020-05-28 4:32am

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Wife: When are you taking the Ducati out of the house?

Me: As soon as I can afford to replace it with something nicer.  https://s3.amazonaws.com/uploads.bmxmuseum.com/user-images/261873/20180903_1258535ecfa1119e.jpg


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