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#451 2019-07-20 5:59pm

andycapp
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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

oldnky wrote:

Wife, “and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, do you like this color, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, does this fit, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, do you have any money in your account, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, I bought shoes today, and then, and then, and then, my mom called this morning and said”.

Me, “ twitter version please”.

Wife, “why are you always so mean, why do you post those pictures, why do you like those bikes, why do you like those guys, your all just little kids, why does Kalel wear his wife’s panties, why do you drink so much beer, why do you spend so much money on beer, did that guy really smash his coworker, why does this cost $20.00 a year, my check engine light is on, what do you want for supper, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, you tell me what you want for supper, this person was mean to me at work today, can you wash my car, mom said, dad said, I saw this on Facebook today, do you know, what did you hear, your butt stinks, did you fart, where’s the cat, what the F is this site, can you pay this bill, did you hear the neighbor got locked up, that house is for sale”?

Me, “I’m going to bed as I’ve been drinking shine, I like silence”. tongue

My Grandpa told me a story when I was in high-school...
Once about thirty years ago your Grandmother and I were driving from Chicago to San Diego. Diving the old VW through New Mexico, a cop pulls me over and says "Sir, did you not notice your wife fell out of the car 10 miles back? "Thank God" I said, "I thought I'd gone deaf.


What I should have said, was nothing.

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#452 2019-07-20 7:28pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"When are you selling all that crap!...."


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GO THE ALL BLACKS !!!!! (That didnt go to plan lol)

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#453 2019-07-20 10:06pm

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Fu** your bikes sad


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#454 2019-07-21 10:00am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

rapidfirematt wrote:

Well, I could be spending the money on poker, liquor and whores!

This bit of info works on them every time .  I use that one myself.

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80's NUMBER PLATE NUT !!!    IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT HECK YES ITS FOR SALE

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#455 2019-07-21 6:37pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Bandbracing669 wrote:

rapidfirematt wrote:

Well, I could be spending the money on poker, liquor and whores!

This bit of info works on them every time .  I use that one myself.

Especially being sober, this always works on my wife

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#456 2019-07-21 6:45pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

My wife asked me if I would order a basket for the OM Flyer I'm building for her. yikes


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#457 2019-07-21 7:01pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

CurtiswithaC wrote:

My wife asked me if I would order a basket for the OM Flyer I'm building for her. yikes

Hey, you might wanna hit up chromey on that one, his wife has a nice basket on her performer.

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#458 2019-07-21 7:10pm

CurtiswithaC
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I'm hoping she just forgets about the 10 baskets she e-mailed me today. neutral


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I require that the buyer communicate or leave feedback after they receive the items I have shipped them . If this is to much to ask. Please do not purchase my stuff !!
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#459 2019-07-21 7:11pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

I gotta briefly set up the circumstances for this one.. (my cat’s name is Winkie and she has a cat house)

Me- hey have you seen the cat lately??

Wife- I was petting your Winkie then it went in its hole..


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#460 2019-07-21 7:28pm

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

crj1968 wrote:

CurtiswithaC wrote:

My wife asked me if I would order a basket for the OM Flyer I'm building for her. yikes

Hey, you might wanna hit up chromey on that one, his wife has a nice basket on her performer.

I think I'm just gonna tell her .  I read an article years ago about the weight distribution of a basket on a BMX bike. It throws off the steering and increases acceleration. Therefore doubling you chances of a serious crash. That why the manufactures never offered a basket option.


Please feel free to call or text me with any questions on items I'm selling 407-212-9243 Curtis

I require that the buyer communicate or leave feedback after they receive the items I have shipped them . If this is to much to ask. Please do not purchase my stuff !!
For those who do not follow this procedure within a fair amount of time . Your money is no good with me. Your on the list and are now ineligible for any of my For Sale items !

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#461 2019-07-22 6:59am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

yikes

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