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#151 2014-03-31 2:23pm
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Yo mama so fat she named her butt "Big Ripper."
Yo mama so fat she has satellites.
Yo mama so fat when they checked her cholesterol they found bacon.
Yo mama was so fat, when they cremated her they had to clean the grease traps.
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#152 2014-03-31 2:56pm
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#153 2014-03-31 4:04pm
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....
jokerman13922 wrote:
tentoesover wrote:
Yo mama so fat she named her butt "Big Ripper."
Yo mama so fat she has satellites.
Yo mama so fat when they checked her cholesterol they found bacon.
Yo mama was so fat, when they cremated her they had to clean the grease traps.
THAT MEANS I RIDE YOUR MOM
Not my Mom, YO MOM!
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#154 2014-03-31 4:07pm
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Would you like a Fat Tire, Big Sprocket, or Short Rear End. Pick two.
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#155 2016-02-27 11:23am
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Fat mama BUMP!
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#156 2016-02-27 12:23pm
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YOUR MAMA SOOOOO FAT.........
I still franked her
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#157 2016-02-27 12:37pm
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I'm ready for a go at her 
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#158 2016-02-27 12:51pm
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Your mom is so stupid she got fired from a blo job!
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#159 2016-02-27 1:11pm
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Your mama soooo fat...it's gross.
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#160 2016-02-27 1:31pm
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Your mom is so fat people laugh and point at her in public! "Look kids, watch what you eat or you'll grow up and look like that disgusting pig"!
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#161 2016-02-27 2:04pm
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#162 2016-02-27 3:37pm
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Your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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#163 2016-02-27 3:42pm
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Yo momma so ugly...blind people run and hide.
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#164 2016-02-27 3:42pm
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Yo momma so fat she sunk the titanic getting on board.
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#165 2016-02-27 3:43pm
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Yo momma so stupid she read a stop sign and stayed put and did not move.
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#166 2016-02-27 3:46pm
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Your mamma is so fat that she should diet and exercise because type 2 diabetes is a growing problem in this country and morbid obesity is on the rise.
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#167 2016-02-27 5:03pm
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Yo momma so fat...the sun revolves around her.
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#168 2016-02-27 5:11pm
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Yo mama so fat a vampire bit her and caught diabetes.
This is my daughter's joke. You hafta use the count's voice.
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#169 2016-02-27 5:16pm
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Yo momma so fat shamu would not even date her.
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#170 2016-02-27 7:34pm
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#171 2016-02-27 10:20pm
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Yo mama is like a bowling ball, picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter...
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#172 2016-02-28 11:13am
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Yo momma's so old her class picture was chisled on a cave wall
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#173 2016-02-28 1:21pm
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Yo mama so fat, she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken, they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof
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#174 2016-02-28 1:23pm
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Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
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#175 2016-02-28 1:26pm
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Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.
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