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#51 2010-02-14 10:36am
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....
Your mommas so fat........your dad has to slap her on the ass & ride the wave in!
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#52 2010-02-14 10:55am
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....
you guys are killing me LMAO
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#53 2010-02-14 11:01am
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....
Your momma's so old Jesus signed her yearbook
Your momma's so hairy, they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower
I thought this was funny when i thought of it....
Your momma's so dumb, she thought a 3 piece crank was something you get a popeyes
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#54 2010-02-14 3:41pm
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....
a sperm whale tried to shag her last time she went for a swim
hells angels wouldnt do her said they're not that freakin sick
when she was born the doctors slapped her mother in the mouth
I tried throwing her an orange and it went into orbit
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#55 2010-02-14 4:02pm
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....
Your Momma wears Combat boots and Smokes Cigars in the Shower.
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#56 2010-02-14 5:08pm
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yo momma so fat she pops biscuits like tic tacs
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#57 2010-02-14 5:14pm
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Your mamma is soo short, she plays handball on the curb.
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#58 2010-02-14 5:37pm
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....
Yo momma's so ugly, she had to tie pork chops around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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#59 2010-02-14 5:37pm
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Your momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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#60 2010-02-14 5:38pm
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Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
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#61 2010-02-14 5:38pm
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YO MAMA so fat when she cuts in line out side the wellfare office. the people be hind in line think thers a SOLAR ECLIPS happening
Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#62 2010-02-14 5:40pm
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Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.
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#63 2010-02-14 5:40pm
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.
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#64 2010-02-14 5:40pm
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Your momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!
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#65 2010-02-14 5:41pm
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Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.
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#66 2010-02-14 5:43pm
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When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave your momma 13 years to live.
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#67 2010-02-14 5:43pm
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When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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#68 2010-02-14 5:44pm
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YO MAMA SO PHAT !!!! 
PRITTY HOT and tempting
Last edited by FRESSTYLE FREEK (2010-02-14 5:52pm)
Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
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#69 2010-02-14 5:46pm
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....
FRESSTYLE FREEK wrote:
YO MAMA SO PHAT !!!!
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Whooooaaaa...wait a minute....that's not funny! NICE....but not funny!
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#70 2010-02-14 5:50pm
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YO MAMA so fat she brakes the bike just siting on it!!
Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#71 2010-02-14 5:50pm
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Yo momma's so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.
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#72 2010-02-14 5:51pm
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Yo momma's so fat; when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party.
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#73 2010-02-14 5:51pm
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NeilH wrote:
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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#74 2010-02-14 8:55pm
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Your momma's so dumb she didn't get this joke........ 
I'm on the hunt for a 70's or 80's 24" cruiser. Brand and condition don't matter.
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#75 2010-02-14 8:58pm
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Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"
Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
I'm on the hunt for a 70's or 80's 24" cruiser. Brand and condition don't matter.
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