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#51 2010-02-14 10:36am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mommas so fat........your dad has to slap her on the ass & ride the wave in!


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#52 2010-02-14 10:55am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

lollollol you guys are killing me LMAO


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#53 2010-02-14 11:01am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your momma's so old Jesus signed her yearbook

Your momma's so hairy, they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower

I thought this was funny when i thought of it....

Your momma's so dumb, she thought a 3 piece crank was something you get a popeyes


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#54 2010-02-14 3:41pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

a sperm whale tried to shag her last time she went for a swim

hells angels wouldnt do her said they're not that freakin sick

when she was born the doctors slapped her mother in the mouth

I tried throwing her an orange and it went into orbit

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#55 2010-02-14 4:02pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your Momma wears Combat boots and Smokes Cigars in the Shower.

               AND That's After Masturbating to Platoon!


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#56 2010-02-14 5:08pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

yo momma so fat she pops biscuits like tic tacs

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#57 2010-02-14 5:14pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mamma is soo short, she plays handball on the curb.

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#58 2010-02-14 5:37pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo momma's so ugly, she had to tie pork chops around her neck to get the dog to play with her.


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#59 2010-02-14 5:37pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.


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#60 2010-02-14 5:38pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mothers so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.


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#61 2010-02-14 5:38pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

YO MAMA so fat when she cuts in line out side the wellfare office. the people be hind in line think thers a SOLAR ECLIPS happening


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#62 2010-02-14 5:40pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.


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#63 2010-02-14 5:40pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.


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#64 2010-02-14 5:40pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!


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#65 2010-02-14 5:41pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed.


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#66 2010-02-14 5:43pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave your momma 13 years to live.


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#67 2010-02-14 5:43pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.


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#68 2010-02-14 5:44pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

YO MAMA SO PHAT !!!! tongue    tongue  PRITTY HOT and tempting

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Last edited by FRESSTYLE FREEK (2010-02-14 5:52pm)


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#69 2010-02-14 5:46pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

FRESSTYLE FREEK wrote:

YO MAMA SO PHAT !!!! tongue

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Whooooaaaa...wait a minute....that's not funny!  NICE....but not funny! lol


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#70 2010-02-14 5:50pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

YO MAMA so fat she brakes the bike just siting on it!!lol

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Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#71 2010-02-14 5:50pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo momma's so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.


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#72 2010-02-14 5:51pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo momma's so fat; when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party.


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#73 2010-02-14 5:51pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

NeilH wrote:

When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

lollollol

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#74 2010-02-14 8:55pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your momma's so dumb she didn't get this joke........ big_smile


I'm on the hunt for a 70's or 80's 24" cruiser. Brand and condition don't matter.

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#75 2010-02-14 8:58pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mama's cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"

Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.


I'm on the hunt for a 70's or 80's 24" cruiser. Brand and condition don't matter.

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