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#26 2010-01-19 5:35am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a bugger came out of George Washingtons nose.

Your mommas so fat she plays hop scoth like this.... New York, Chicago, LA.

Your mommas so ugly she made an onion cry.

Your mommas so stupid she sat on a tv and watched the couch.

Your mommas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.


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#27 2010-01-19 1:28pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama so triple jointed she sat down and folded up!

Yo mama got 3 legs, she tries to walk but just goes in a circle!

Yo mama so big she uses house speakers for headphones!

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#28 2010-01-19 1:42pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kick stand on it.


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#29 2010-01-27 12:53pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

RusT808 wrote:

Yo mama got a wig with a chin strap.

lol


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#30 2010-01-27 12:53pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

RusT808 wrote:

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kick stand on it.

lol


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#31 2010-01-28 4:58pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

The Pharcyde , YA'Mama

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

Refrain:

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Three: Fat Lip

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Refrain:

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Four: Imani

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Outro:

Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, ethnic person
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout ethnic person ya mama
ethnic person ya mama did a pop tune ethnic person
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...


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#32 2010-01-28 5:25pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

wow.......^^^


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#33 2010-01-28 8:02pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

That's the song I was thinking about. tongue Finally someone caught on.


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#34 2010-01-30 10:22pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

yo mama so fat when someone said it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl.

yo mama so stupid she sold her only car for gas money


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#35 2010-02-10 7:11pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

I realize I am late here, but I couldn't help myself

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

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#36 2010-02-10 7:14pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

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#37 2010-02-11 9:14pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

yo mama so fat she dont have a neck they call her head and shoulders lol


imagine that

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#38 2010-02-12 8:33am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

your mommas so fat, her blood type is ragu.

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#39 2010-02-12 10:03am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

riff1060 wrote:

your mommas so fat, her blood type is ragu.

lollol

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#40 2010-02-12 10:59am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

^^^ lollollol


SHOOTS, BRAH!!

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#41 2010-02-12 12:38pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code hmm

Yo mama's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house. big_smile

hahaha
Here's an old school Yo Mama's so fat her beeper went off and everyone thought she\uhaul truck was backing up lol

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#42 2010-02-12 1:02pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

lol old school

yo momas so fat they wouldnt let her have a malcom x jacket cause helicopters kept tryin to land on her back

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#43 2010-02-12 2:17pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

your momas so fat they use her back for billboards


imagine that

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#44 2010-02-12 2:21pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

fredgsanford wrote:

lol old school

yo momas so fat they wouldnt let her have a malcom x jacket cause helicopters kept tryin to land on her back

lollol


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#45 2010-02-12 2:23pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

YO MOMAS so flaby she can sweep the floor and wash dishes at the same time!lol


Kindness is like Manure does You No Good unless You spread It around
bikes were made to be pedalled if we don't ride them they get sad:(!
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#46 2010-02-12 2:29pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

YO Mommas So Nasty the B!ACH had to cut the strings off her Tampons to Keep the CRABS from
Bungee Jumpin....


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#47 2010-02-12 2:31pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

You Momma So Fat she wheres a Hula Hoop for a Belt.


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#48 2010-02-12 9:18pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama is so fat  she sat on top of the rainbow and skittles came out

Yo mama is f-ing fat,her photo picture weighs 25 pounds

hahahaha......I just remembered two more very old school mama jokes!

Your mama is so fat and hungry A yellow school bus passed by and she said stop the twinkie !

Your mama is so fat and hungry shes uses a refrigerator as a lunch box!

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#49 2010-02-13 2:05am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mommas fat she gets her toenails powder coated by Chip at C4 labs.                                                                    Your  mommas so fat when you told her you were shopping at porkchops online: Well you get the picture.

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#50 2010-02-13 10:16pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Ok.......I'm just made this up, let's see if anyone get's it..........

Your momma's so fat, she went out for a bike ride and invented the layback seatpost!


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