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#326 2020-08-27 5:30pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

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#327 2020-08-27 5:45pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

just thought this one up
thought it was funny so...

yo momma so fat
i took her to the zoo and got a reward

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#328 2020-08-27 5:47pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

It took nine and a half years for this thread to revolve around her


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#329 2020-08-27 5:49pm

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#330 2020-08-27 6:12pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

affordablepmc wrote:

It took nine and a half years for this thread to revolve around her

That’s a huge b!tch!!!!!


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#331 2020-08-27 6:19pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

CanyonCrusher wrote:

affordablepmc wrote:

It took nine and a half years for this thread to revolve around her

That’s a huge b!tch!!!!!

lol


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#332 2020-08-27 6:53pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo' momma's so fat, she was on 'My 800 Pound life' twice.


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#333 2020-08-27 8:27pm

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yo momma so fat

i was going for her kitty and found 3 bikes lol

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#334 2020-08-27 9:04pm

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Yo mama is so fat, when she visited Somalia, she caused the East African Rift Zone.

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#335 2020-08-28 4:34am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama's so fat she beeps when she backs up.


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#336 2020-08-28 4:34am

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Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."


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#337 2020-08-28 7:54am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

"Ho, speaking of 98 pounds, I hear Ginny Sack's getting a 95-pound mole taken off her ass..."


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#338 2020-08-28 9:03am

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#339 2020-08-28 3:54pm

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yo momma so fat
they put movie theatre outside

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#340 2020-08-28 5:44pm

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Yo mama owns the copyright to:

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Wide-Load

Oh and tell her she's surrounded, the Police have a search warrant cause Spyker has gone missing and their sure he's hiding inside...because yo mama is so fat!!

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#341 2020-08-28 5:50pm

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Made In Taiwan #1.....You Have Chosen Wisely!  Guaranteed Strength
Would you trust a fat ugly lazy drunk to weld up a frame that will be ridden hard?
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#342 2020-08-28 10:35pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama ate Space Mountain loltongue

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#343 2020-09-09 1:33am

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#344 2020-09-09 4:56am

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lol Now the truth comes out!!!!


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#345 2020-09-09 5:28am

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lol


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#346 2020-12-28 11:38am

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