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#301 2020-04-27 9:38pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Social distancing?? 6 feet minimum between people...

...yo mama so fat there ain't no way no how anybody getting any closer to 8 foot near her!!!


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#302 2020-04-29 12:36am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama's so fat ...the Bitch Blood Type Is RAGU.

Yo mama's so fat her belt size is Equater.

Yo moms is so fat she went to an all you can eat buffet 3 days ago and the ho is still there.

Your mama's so fat I was like are you really gonna eat all 6 of those Whoppers ? and she be like... calm down they just sliders, So I was like Damn you a fat bitch. lol

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#303 2020-04-30 6:54pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your momma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror her image runs away screaming!


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#304 2020-04-30 7:01pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama so fat,minx20 is yo daddy!


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#305 2020-04-30 8:03pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

spyker wrote:

Yo mama so fat,minx20 is yo daddy!

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#306 2020-04-30 8:04pm

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Yo mama so fat, spyker is yo baby daddy!


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#307 2020-04-30 8:22pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama so fay,minx20 is yo sista!


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#308 2020-05-01 5:58am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama so fat, spyker is her surrogate dildo

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#309 2020-05-01 9:44am

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Yo mama so fay,minx20 is the streak stain!


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#310 2020-05-01 11:24am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama so fat, Spyker attempted the bus driver and was lost in oblivion.


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#311 2020-05-01 4:08pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mommas so ugly her pictures hang themselves

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#312 2020-05-01 4:16pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

I had to dust her in flower to find a wet spot tongue


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#313 2020-05-01 8:04pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama so fat, spyker set up his man cave inside her va ja ja


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#314 2020-05-01 9:14pm

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yo mama so ugly,minx20 won't even date her.


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#315 2020-05-01 10:17pm

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Yo momma so fat, she has to weigh herself on a Richter scale.


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#316 2020-05-01 10:17pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo momma so fat, she has to weigh herself on a Richter scale.


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#317 2020-05-01 10:17pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

double post

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#318 2020-05-01 10:17pm

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triple post

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#319 2020-05-01 10:17pm

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quad post?

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#320 2020-05-02 3:34am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mamma so fat, buddha had to do a quad post just so you could understand how fat yo mama is!


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#321 2020-05-02 6:32am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

spyker wrote:

yo mama so ugly,minx20 won't even date her.

....but spyker will

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#322 2020-05-02 9:22am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Minx20 wrote:

spyker wrote:

yo mama so ugly,minx20 won't even date her.

....but spyker will

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Long as it is sloppy seconds from you first! cool


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#323 2020-05-02 10:10am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

spyker wrote:

Minx20 wrote:

spyker wrote:

yo mama so ugly,minx20 won't even date her.

....but spyker will

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Long as it is sloppy seconds from you first! cool

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#324 2020-05-02 11:29am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Minx20 wrote:

spyker wrote:

Minx20 wrote:

....but spyker will

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Long as it is sloppy seconds from you first! cool

lollol

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#325 2020-08-27 2:41pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo' momma is so dumb she must be a twin.
One person can't be that stupid.


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