Blackrabbit666 wrote:

Your mamma's teeth are so bad when smiles looks like she's got a mouth full of dice.

Your mamma's teeth are so bad when she smiles it looks like she's got a mouth full of baked beans.

Last edited by tentoesover (2016-09-18 8:06pm)

its-all-good wrote:

Hamell wrote:

Yo mamma's so fat that she probably has a host of health issues and should probably see a physician.

Both of his made me laugh. Love that this threads still going.

Yo momma so fat they mapped out borders and call her the 51st state.

Your mamma's so fat, she has a sock for each toe.

Your mamma's so fat, she pulls her pants down and her ass is still in them.

Your mamma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.

yo mamas so fat..........dam, shes fat!!

Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a bus and said "hey! Who's throwing rocks?"

You mama's so fat that when she sat on Home Depot it became Lowes.

Your mama's so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.

Your mama's so fat her favorite pirate is chips ahoy.

First thing my nine year old son says to me this afternoon after school was two new mamma jokes.

Your mamma's so fat when she went on a diet it ended world hunger.

Your mamma's so dumb she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your momma so fat, the sign at the sports stadium says - Capacity: 25,000 or your momma

Your momma so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet