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#226 2016-09-18 8:06pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

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Your mamma's teeth are so bad when smiles looks like she's got a mouth full of dice.:D

Your mamma's teeth are so bad when she smiles it looks like she's got a mouth full of baked beans.

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#227 2016-09-18 9:19pm

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Your mommas so fat she plays hop-scotch like this:" New York, Atlanta, Detroit, Chicago, Denver....

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#228 2016-09-21 11:19pm

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#229 2016-09-22 7:32pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

tentoesover wrote:

Blackrabbit666 wrote:

Your mamma's teeth are so bad when smiles looks like she's got a mouth full of dice.:D

Your mamma's teeth are so bad when she smiles it looks like she's got a mouth full of baked beans.

Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles "I Can't Believe it's not Butter".


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#230 2016-09-22 7:38pm

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#231 2016-09-22 7:58pm

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Whose dumb-ass mama wrote this meme? :lol:
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#232 2016-09-22 8:08pm

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Yo mamma's so fat that she probably has a host of health issues and should probably see a physician.

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#233 2016-09-22 11:31pm

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Yo mamma's so fat that she probably has a host of health issues and should probably see a physician.

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#234 2016-09-22 11:32pm

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#235 2016-12-26 3:10pm

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Your mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.


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#236 2016-12-26 4:25pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

its-all-good wrote:

Hamell wrote:

Yo mamma's so fat that she probably has a host of health issues and should probably see a physician.

:(

Both of his made me laugh. Love that this threads still going.

Yo momma so fat they mapped out borders and call her the 51st state.


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#237 2016-12-26 8:26pm

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yo momma so fat she farts tornados!


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#238 2016-12-26 8:28pm

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yo momma so fat she got 6:30 titties! they both point at the floor!


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#239 2016-12-28 7:47pm

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Yo mama so stupid she fell out a window and the bitch went UP!!

Just read this whole thread again and this is the best :lol:


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#240 2016-12-28 7:59pm

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Your mamma's so fat, she has a sock for each toe.

Your mamma's so fat, she pulls her pants down and her ass is still in them.

Your mamma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate.


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#241 2016-12-28 8:07pm

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Yo momma so fat her weight is her phone number.


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#242 2016-12-28 8:33pm

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yo mamas so fat..........dam, shes fat!!


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#243 2017-01-01 4:05pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

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#244 2017-01-01 4:06pm

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Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a bus and said "hey! Who's throwing rocks?"

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#245 2017-01-01 4:07pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama so ugly...she tried entering an ugly contest and they said "no professionals"

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#246 2017-01-02 6:07pm

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You mama's so fat that when she sat on Home Depot it became Lowes.

Your mama's so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.

Your mama's so fat her favorite pirate is chips ahoy.


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#247 2017-01-16 4:49pm

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Mamma Bump, come on guys, this thread is :cool:


Your mamma so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Your mamma so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.

Your mamma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.


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#248 2017-01-26 2:39pm

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First thing my nine year old son says to me this afternoon after school was two new mamma jokes.

Your mamma's so fat when she went on a diet it ended world hunger.

Your mamma's so dumb she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.


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#249 2018-02-24 2:14pm

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#250 2018-02-24 7:57pm

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Your momma so fat, the sign at the sports stadium says - Capacity: 25,000 or your momma


Your momma so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet

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