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#1 2010-01-16 6:34am

SPOAlowairchamp
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Your mamma's so fat....

....I tried to post a picture of her on the BMXMusuem and got a...



























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#2 2010-01-16 7:14am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your momas so fat,Her nickname is "DAY-UM"

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#3 2010-01-16 7:48am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mamma's so fat... she was standing on the corner and a cop rode by and said <hey lets break it up overthere>


One thing that I have seen over and over on the BMXmuseum is members willing to tarnish the reputation of another member by leaving nasty feedback before trying to resolve a problem like a reasonable human being.

In my 6 plus years as a staff member , this pisses me off almost as much as a scammer.

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#4 2010-01-16 7:53am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your momma is so fat I had to take a train and 2 buses to get to her good side!!! tongue


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#5 2010-01-16 7:54am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

your mama's so poor...she strip's at chucky cheese for tokens

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#6 2010-01-16 7:55am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your momma's so fat... She has to get her toenails painted at Lou's.


One thing that I have seen over and over on the BMXmuseum is members willing to tarnish the reputation of another member by leaving nasty feedback before trying to resolve a problem like a reasonable human being.

In my 6 plus years as a staff member , this pisses me off almost as much as a scammer.

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#7 2010-01-16 8:34am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

...she lays outside in the winter so the kids can go sledding.


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#8 2010-01-16 8:38am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your Mama's so fat that her Native American name is She Who Hides The Sun!

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#9 2010-01-16 8:45am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

brackett wrote:

Your momma's so fat... She has to get her toenails painted at Lou's.

Nice


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#10 2010-01-16 9:15am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

your momma is so fat that when her beeper goes off people thinks she is backing up !!!


your momma is so fat that when she farts it registers on the richter scale !!!!


your momma is so fat that if she soils her paints the Governor has to call hazmat to clean up !!!


your momma is so fat it takes 3 trains to get her on her good side !!!!!

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#11 2010-01-16 10:25am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

...she fell, broke her leg, and gravy came out.


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#12 2010-01-16 11:41am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

RusT808 wrote:

...she fell, broke her leg, and gravy came out.

lol lol

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#13 2010-01-16 11:46am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

http://i462.photobucket.com/albums/qq346/swbruni/big-momma.jpg


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#14 2010-01-16 11:51am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mommas so fat...she has gutters on the bathtub.


One thing that I have seen over and over on the BMXmuseum is members willing to tarnish the reputation of another member by leaving nasty feedback before trying to resolve a problem like a reasonable human being.

In my 6 plus years as a staff member , this pisses me off almost as much as a scammer.

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#15 2010-01-16 12:09pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

...she suntans on the beach and people always try to roll her back into the water.


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#16 2010-01-16 1:26pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

when she went to school she sat next to everybody

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#17 2010-01-16 1:29pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

fredgsanford wrote:

when she went to school she sat next to everybody

lol


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#18 2010-01-16 1:39pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips

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#19 2010-01-16 1:41pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

fredgsanford wrote:

when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips

lol .-lol-.


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#20 2010-01-16 6:52pm

SPOAlowairchamp
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

fredgsanford wrote:

when she went to school she sat next to everybody

that's so funny


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#21 2010-01-18 7:51pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

You know where rogue waves come from. Your mama!!!


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#22 2010-01-18 10:08pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets, and your mama's so stupid it took her 2hrs to watch 60 minutes.

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#23 2010-01-18 10:11pm

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Yo mama got a wig with a chin strap.


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#24 2010-01-18 10:15pm

brackett
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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

Your mommas so fat... When she step on scale it says to be continued.  and shes so slow it takes her 47 min. to kill a half an hour?


One thing that I have seen over and over on the BMXmuseum is members willing to tarnish the reputation of another member by leaving nasty feedback before trying to resolve a problem like a reasonable human being.

In my 6 plus years as a staff member , this pisses me off almost as much as a scammer.

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#25 2010-01-19 5:20am

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Re: Your mamma's so fat....

RusT808 wrote:

Yo mama got a wig with a chin strap.

lol

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