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#1 2009-07-09 12:44am

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"how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

just looking through  http://krtschmidt.com/       (he has some cool bike stuff in there,check it out people) and came across this under a picture from ebay and this is what the ad wrote.....

"This is a max wicked sick BMX. It’s a Reliance Boomerang and it’s done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE – Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it’s an old BMX, but it’s radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos – 234. Sick Wheelies – 687. Skids – 143,000. Bunny Hops – 2 (my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I’m Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts – 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don’t mind."



lol lol lol lol lol

i just couldnt stop laughing while i was reading it lol

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#2 2009-07-09 1:34am

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Re: "how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

This definitely fulfills the requirements of a "best of craigslist" post.

"Skids – 143,000." Guess the guy didn't want to overdo it.

Picture of bike: http://krtschmidt.com/?s=Wicked+Styx&x=0&y=0

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#3 2009-07-09 1:43am

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Re: "how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

"a girl got pregnant just by watching"... haha my fave line


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#4 2009-07-09 1:54am

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Re: "how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

Can I have my time back from clicking on this?

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#5 2009-07-09 2:09am

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Re: "how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

ride it wrote:

Can I have my time back from clicking on this?

no... and if you're reading this now.. you're wasting more time.  And you can't have that back either!  lol


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#6 2009-07-09 3:23am

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Re: "how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

That's an aussie guy...it went viral about 4 months ago...very, very funny description!
Boomerang BMX's increased heaps in value after that ad!!!

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#7 2009-07-09 5:02am

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Re: "how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

RAD TO THE POWER OF SICK, ma'fos

cool


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#8 2009-07-09 5:06am

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Re: "how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

that is the BEST copy EVER written.

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#9 2009-07-09 5:24am

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Re: "how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

i belive i seen this before.    there was another one similar,  i remember the guy said the side of the bike said GIANT   and that reffered to the size of his junk. lol

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#10 2012-08-18 5:26am

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Re: "how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

funniest description of this bike ever.... Since I own one after seeing this advert Im definitely not selling my Reliance Boomerang Now coz ITS RAD TO THE POWER OFSICK MAN!!!!!

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#11 2012-08-18 5:59am

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Re: "how to easily sell your oldschool bmx bike" i cant stop laughing

datolover wrote:

funniest description of this bike ever.... Since I own one after seeing this advert Im definitely not selling my Reliance Boomerang Now coz ITS RAD TO THE POWER OFSICK MAN!!!!!

Plus, you'll get all the women pregnant. Overpopulation is a problem. lol


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