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#1 2012-05-10 12:47pm

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Show us your skills at the local Walmart, Target, etc.....

Just as the post states...
Rules:
1. You have to agree that any bicycle you foul up, you buy! No-one wants to buy a junker for their kids 1st bike. (At least let someone know to pull it around back for repair-if possible)
2. You have do a trick/stunt for the action shot. Multiple pics are encouraged.
3. Action shots of "Eluding a sales associate" are also encouraged.
4. If you fall, action shots of the aftermath have to be posted no matter how emabarrasing it may be.
5. IOT appease liberal minority, in no way are you representing BMXMuseum or its affiliates. YOU ARE ACTING ON YOUR OWN BEHALF AND 100% RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS.
6. Seriously do a proper recon to ensure no children can be harmed.
7. At no time are you to be a thug punk purposely causing any type of destruction...goes somewhere else!
8. Most importantly: Get RAD and have a Kick Azz time doing it.
9. WalMart step by step instructions:
http://i898.photobucket.com/albums/ac190/HairlessBirdDog/Misc/2012-05-12_10-31-19_412.jpg

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#2 2012-05-10 12:53pm

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This is going to be an EPIC thread!

*Subscribed.

I am totally going to participate too!

cool
cool
cool
cool


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#3 2012-05-10 1:00pm

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This is going to be so bad in a GREAT way!

wink

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#4 2012-05-10 1:05pm

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smile

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#5 2012-05-10 1:09pm

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lol IM IN,, PICS FROM ME LATER lol


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#6 2012-05-10 1:10pm

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Re: Show us your skills at the local Walmart, Target, etc.....

This is going to get crazy!!!


Everybody sing GOOOOO YANKEES !!!                      MAH!! COULD WE GET SOME MEATLOAF ??????????

Your gonna wear the shirt of the band your going to see??? DONT BE THAT GUY!!!!!!
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#7 2012-05-10 1:19pm

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smile


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#8 2012-05-10 1:21pm

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http://9thcivic.com/gallery/albums/post/Popcorn_02_Stephen_Colbert.gif

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Addiction? what Addiction? I'm not Addicted! Damn i keep buying parts. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯             



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#9 2012-05-10 1:27pm

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marked big_smile


I AM 15 YEARS OLD!!! big_smile i love se s&m and mongoose my favorites

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#10 2012-05-10 1:28pm

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Re: Show us your skills at the local Walmart, Target, etc.....

someone is going to jail.......... lollollollol


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#11 2012-05-10 1:34pm

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Re: Show us your skills at the local Walmart, Target, etc.....

Let's see your skills Birdog. You started the thread...


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#12 2012-05-10 1:40pm

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Re: Show us your skills at the local Walmart, Target, etc.....

I have a friend who's son got a broken arm and six stitches in a Wal Mart because of two jerks riding bikes around clobbered the kid.

Real great thing to get a criminal record for. roll


I thrashed your grail, and I loved every second of it.

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#13 2012-05-10 1:40pm

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Re: Show us your skills at the local Walmart, Target, etc.....

showboat booter wrote:

Let's see your skills Birdog. You started the thread...

Will do! Pics will be posted later tonight...and on the local news more than likely. mad lol

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#14 2012-05-10 1:44pm

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big_smile

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#15 2012-05-10 1:45pm

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#16 2012-05-10 1:51pm

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Re: Show us your skills at the local Walmart, Target, etc.....

forty_three wrote:

I have a friend who's son got a broken arm and six stitches in a Wal Mart because of two jerks riding bikes around clobbered the kid.

Real great thing to get a criminal record for. roll

Not sure how you'd get a criminal record for it....


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#17 2012-05-10 1:56pm

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I am the owl... wrote:

forty_three wrote:

I have a friend who's son got a broken arm and six stitches in a Wal Mart because of two jerks riding bikes around clobbered the kid.

Real great thing to get a criminal record for. roll

Not sure how you'd get a criminal record for it....

assualt with a P.O.S lol


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#18 2012-05-10 1:56pm

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Re: Show us your skills at the local Walmart, Target, etc.....

hmm


If winning isn't everything then why do they keep score?

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#19 2012-05-10 2:03pm

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Re: Show us your skills at the local Walmart, Target, etc.....

jokerman13922 wrote:

I am the owl... wrote:

forty_three wrote:

I have a friend who's son got a broken arm and six stitches in a Wal Mart because of two jerks riding bikes around clobbered the kid.

Real great thing to get a criminal record for. roll

Not sure how you'd get a criminal record for it....

assualt with a P.O.S lol

lol touche


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#20 2012-05-10 2:08pm

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I am the owl... wrote:

forty_three wrote:

I have a friend who's son got a broken arm and six stitches in a Wal Mart because of two jerks riding bikes around clobbered the kid.

Real great thing to get a criminal record for. roll

Not sure how you'd get a criminal record for it....

They charged the two (who ran) with reckless endangerment and disobeying an officer. Wal Mart sued them to recover the money paid out for bills racked up by my friend. Garnished their wages until paid back.

All it takes is one accident, and Wal Mart's lawyers to find this thread and *poof* this site is gone. The owners of this site will get sued into oblivion. I deal with these troll lawyers all day long. It's not about what's right, it's about what a jury will believe.

But whatever. Make sure you do metal fingers in your pics so everyone will see how cool you are. \m/


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#21 2012-05-10 2:09pm

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I am the owl... wrote:

forty_three wrote:

I have a friend who's son got a broken arm and six stitches in a Wal Mart because of two jerks riding bikes around clobbered the kid.

Real great thing to get a criminal record for. roll

Not sure how you'd get a criminal record for it....

Child endangerment  or reckless endangerment.

Someone's gonna get kilt at Walmart.


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#22 2012-05-10 2:09pm

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i'm in...    suweeeet...


My Father once spoke to me and said "The way you look at your bike is the way I see My children, I look past the imperfections and rough surfaces to the beauty of the finished product."

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#23 2012-05-10 2:10pm

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forty_three wrote:

I am the owl... wrote:

forty_three wrote:

I have a friend who's son got a broken arm and six stitches in a Wal Mart because of two jerks riding bikes around clobbered the kid.

Real great thing to get a criminal record for. roll

Not sure how you'd get a criminal record for it....

They charged the two (who ran) with reckless endangerment and disobeying an officer. Wal Mart sued them to recover the money paid out for bills racked up by my friend. Garnished their wages until paid back.

All it takes is one accident, and Wal Mart's lawyers to find this thread and *poof* this site is gone. The owners of this site will get sued into oblivion. I deal with these troll lawyers all day long. It's not about what's right, it's about what a jury will believe.

But whatever. Make sure you do metal fingers in your pics so everyone will see how cool you are. \m/

whoa...  way to wreck it for everyone.  roll


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#24 2012-05-10 2:13pm

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sad BUZZ KILL


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#25 2012-05-10 2:13pm

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girly fight starting in 3...2...

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