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#1 2011-04-02 6:37am

spitf1re
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Funny sh!t my wife says...

"Are you going to the park today to do your flips?" -----I wish!

"Why are we getting all these bicycle emails?"  ----I dont know.

"Can Claudine ride your bike?"-------Hell no!

"roll another bike....what is it this time?"

keep em coming fellas.......


Riders dont criticize other riders bikes. Builders, Hoarders and Posers do. Which one are you?

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#2 2011-04-02 6:38am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

When are you going to sell one?


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#3 2011-04-02 6:40am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

...funny plate, brofus!


Riders dont criticize other riders bikes. Builders, Hoarders and Posers do. Which one are you?

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#4 2011-04-02 6:40am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

spitf1re wrote:

"Are you going to the park today to do your flips?" -----I wish!

"Why are we getting all these bicycle emails?"  ----I dont know.

"Can Claudine ride your bike?"-------Hell no!

"roll another bike....what is it this time?"

keep em coming fellas.......

What the hell is this $400.00 charge to the credit card!?    Um Uh......Retro Ripper. I swear you will love it if you give it a chance


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#5 2011-04-02 6:42am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Im about to do that...I wonder how pissed she'll get? Maybe I'll just buy her a comfortable seat for my cruiser and buy a 20.


Riders dont criticize other riders bikes. Builders, Hoarders and Posers do. Which one are you?

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#6 2011-04-02 6:42am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Why did you buy that, it looks the same as all the others you have.


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#7 2011-04-02 6:45am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Leatherman wrote:

Why did you buy that, it looks the same as all the others you have.

sounds too true lol


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#8 2011-04-02 6:47am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

" Are you going to sit out here all night and stare at your bikes and drink beer"?.....    Yes!


"All I need is a cool breeze and some tasty waves."

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#9 2011-04-02 6:50am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Mine is so happy I into BMX bikes now, I was collecting  cars big_smile

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#10 2011-04-02 6:52am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

It started with...
1. Why do have so many bikes? You can only ride one at a time. smile
Then as our schedule got busier...
2. Why are you buying another bike? You don't even ride the ones you have. sad

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#11 2011-04-02 6:55am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

WOW how much is that one worth ?   Can i get a new coach purse ?


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If that does not work SMASH it again !!

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#12 2011-04-02 7:07am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"ANOTHER package showed up today...more bmx?? hmm"

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#13 2011-04-02 7:13am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"So, where are you putting all these bikes, why don't you put them in the shed outside"     (shed leaks too)

"Oh, another package in the mail today, more bike parts? Did you remember to pay the gas bill today?"

"Are you selling any of these bikes?"

"Well, if you want to go on this bike ride, let me know and put it on the calendar because I might have to get my hair done that day."

".... so how are you paying for these bike parts?"

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#14 2011-04-02 7:18am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"will you stop franking with my bike?!" -but it's so ugly- it's a NG dirtbike with cut down new school kneesavers and a bratz seat with springs for her donkadonk-

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#15 2011-04-02 7:22am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"Do you think it's smart to buy another bike part when the baby needs ..........."

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#16 2011-04-02 7:25am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"My $30,000 mini van is in the driveway, and the garage is filled with old bike and car crap!"

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#17 2011-04-02 7:28am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

lol


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#18 2011-04-02 7:29am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

84 GT wrote:

"My $30,000 mini van is in the driveway, and the garage is filled with old bike and car crap!"

LOL


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#19 2011-04-02 7:30am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

RidingAgain wrote:

It started with...

2. Why are you buying another bike? You don't even ride the ones you have. sad

+10000000 lol


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#20 2011-04-02 7:36am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

who cares what the wife says, she left for some reject who blows glass for a living.

Tried to come back 2 months later

... I replaced her with a 24y/o who will ride bikes with me every single day so the b1tch can talk to herself.


Yes I will ship to Australia! Always open to Trades.
I ride my bike 6 miles 2 times per day every day.

If I have something I am probably interested in buying another.

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#21 2011-04-02 7:43am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

cirebo wrote:

who cares what the wife says, she left for some reject who blows glass for a living.

Tried to come back 2 months later

... I replaced her with a 24y/o who will ride bikes with me every single day so the b1tch can talk to herself.

AWESOME big_smile lol


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#22 2011-04-02 7:45am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

cirebo wrote:

who cares what the wife says, she left for some reject who blows glass for a living.

Tried to come back 2 months later

... I replaced her with a 24y/o who will ride bikes with me every single day so the b1tch can talk to herself.

Daaayy-uuuummm!!!!

lol


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#23 2011-04-02 7:50am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

I had an ebay buyer request that I "DO NOT LEAVE FEEDBACK BECAUSE MY WIFE WATCHES MY ACCOUNT..", hilarious!

So I agreed but a week later when I was catching up on a large list of items that I had not yet left feedback for it slipped my mind and feedback was left hmm oops


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#24 2011-04-02 7:58am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

"I see you selling stuff, why is there no money in the PayPal when I need something?" lol

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#25 2011-04-02 8:16am

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Re: Funny sh!t my wife says...

Hey guys it's not just the wives that don't get it. My husband asks me what the deal is all the time. I tell him it's my new hobby and that I need something healthy to do. He just rolls his eyes and says "Whatever" I love it!  big_smile


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